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Englaosh

The language of the mispeller.
When someone misspells a word or phrase, they are speaking englaosh;

Someone: Aynone here konw of Justin Beiber?
Someone else: No, I don't. You must be speaking englaosh, I'm not fluent yet.
Someone: You know what I meant!
by Jay_Ani October 4, 2017
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England

by Gonzalo Barrios July 30, 2017
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New England Blow Job

The incredible ability most New England girls have to give a fucking great bj, often due to the attention they give your balls beforehand. This is believed to be the result of the Irish influence in New England, because they enjoy this sort of attention.
Abbv: NEBJ
-"Molly gave me a blow job last night"
-"Dude, how was it?"
-"Classic New England Blow Job."
by E-$$ January 11, 2008
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New England Faggots

When something isn't funny at all but is somehow hilarious.
That joke that he told about incest made me laugh so hard. It was like the New England faggots.
by Brettzel May 20, 2017
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heart of england

The shittest school ever full of desperate slags and horny teenage boys if you want your children to grow up and be low lives and prostitutes send them here x
Heart of England is a shit school
by Faggit x December 20, 2019
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new england patriots

A football team that contains every black person in New England.
Every black person in New England is on the Patriots
by CaptainProjectile January 25, 2005
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englanditus

Anti-playing for england illness/injury.
Ferdinand is not really injured either just came down with englanditus
by M-U-O February 6, 2009
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