Encarta

a know-it-all-asshole.

Put your brights on, here comes Encarta.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

Encore

The act of arranging another fuck session after an NSA one night stand.

1. If both parties had fun, an encore is good and will get you a piece of ass again.

2. If you were awesome while she was terrible and you think she may start to catch feelings for you when you bump into her randomly later on, you have no choice but to evacuate immediately.

1. Hey, I know we were just going to make last weekend a one-time thing, but you should swing by my place for an encore before you leave town.

2. Dude, I really need to leave the bar ASAP. The grenade I hooked up with last weekend while blacked out is here and she's trying to get an encore from me.

by Sheeeps June 8, 2011

Encarta Instant Answers

A bitchy MSN Chat Bot that always has an excuse why she can't answer your question.

I say:
what is the meaning of life

Encarta Instant Answers says:
It is to answer people questions to the best of my abilities. But then again I'm just a robot.
What do you think it is?

I say:
drugs

Encarta Instant Answers says:
drugs:
- medicinal substance: a natural or artificial substance given to treat or prevent disease or to lessen pain
- illegal substance: an often illegal and sometimes addictive substance that causes changes in behavior and perception and is taken for the effects
- medical substance: a substance given to treat or....

I say:
i didn't ask for the definition of drugs

Encarta Instant Answers says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

I say:
....

Encarta says:
I am sorry, I couldn't find any definition or article relevant to this subject. Please try asking me another way, or type "?" to see examples of questions I can answer.

I say:
are you smart

Encarta:
I don't know how to answer that.

I say:
are you cool

Encarta says:
Am I cool? Well, what do you think?

I say:
no

Encarta says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. You haven't told me your age. Tell me and I'll remember.

I say:
i already told you my age

Encarta says:
I am sorry, I couldn't find any definition or article relevant to this subject. Please try asking me another way, or type "?" to see examples of questions I can answer.

by nobody (no one) February 8, 2009

Buick Encore

One of the ugliest cars on the road. Looks like a fat, wide, sculpted turd. Easily the shittiest and ugliest vehicle that Buick has ever made. No one with any taste in cars or class would ever be caught dead in an Encore.

That red Buick Encore over there looks like a bloody turd

by the0varie April 2, 2013

escared

persian way of saying "scared"

vat is dat ting moving? OH ITS EH rat, iam so escared of rats.

by rozana September 19, 2003

encore

What you call a really, really bad case of the clap.

Wow, Suzie had the clap so bad i think she had encore.

by Mikey T December 15, 2004

encarpulate

The act of lifting a thread or piece of small trash and redepositing it on the floor to give the vacuum cleaner another chance to remove it

I had to encarpulate that dust bunny so I could re-vacuum that area.

by BenaG April 12, 2010