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Elden Ring

The fallen leaves tell a story....
The great Elden Ring was shattered. In our home, across the fog, the Lands Between. Now, Queen Marika the Eternal is nowhere to be found, and in the Night of the Black Knives, Godwyn the Golden was first to perish. Soon, Marika’s offspring, demigods all, claimed the shards of the Elden Ring. The mad taint of their newfound strength triggered the Shattering. A war from which no lord arose. A war leading to abandonment by the Greater Will.

Arise now, ye Tarnished. Ye dead, who yet live. The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all.
Hoarah Loux, chieftan of the badlands.

The ever-brilliant Goldmask.

Fia, the Deathbed Companion.

The loathsome Dung Eater.

And Sir Gideon Ofnir, The All-Knowing.

.....And one other. Whom grace would again bless.

A Tarnished of no renown. Cross the fog, to the Lands Between. to stand before the Elden Ring. And become the Elden Lord.
New gesture The Ring.

Who is that one red haired girl with a gold sword and arm from that one game?
Elden ring ptsd intensifies
by MelloTyPe May 31, 2024
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Elden Ring

The fallen leaves tell a story....
The great Elden Ring was shattered. In our home, across the fog, the Lands Between. Now, Queen Marika the Eternal is nowhere to be found, and in the Night of the Black Knives, Godwyn the Golden was first to perish. Soon, Marika’s offspring, demigods all, claimed the shards of the Elden Ring. The mad taint of their newfound strength triggered the Shattering. A war from which no lord arose. A war leading to abandonment by the Greater Will.

Arise now, ye Tarnished. Ye dead, who yet live. The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all.
Hoarah Loux, chieftan of the badlands.

The ever-brilliant Goldmask.

Fia, the Deathbed Companion.

The loathsome Dung Eater.

And Sir Gideon Ofnir, The All-Knowing.

.....And one other. Whom grace would again bless.

A Tarnished of no renown. Cross the fog, to the Lands Between. to stand before the Elden Ring. And become the Elden Lord.
New gesture The Ring.

Who is that one red haired girl with a gold sword and arm from that one game?
Elden ring ptsd intensifies
by MelloTyPe May 31, 2024
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Elden Lord

The Elden Lord was once a Tarnish.
The Elden Lord was the honoured one.
The Elden Lord was the chosen one.
The Elden Lord knows everything.
Never underestimate the Elden Lord
It was once said to be the final challenge of the tarnish to become the next Elden Lord
by TarnishXxx April 29, 2024
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Elden Ring

When a guy cums in another dude’s mouth and then he spits it in the ejaculator’s asshole and proceeds to slide his dick in. This ring formation of cum is classified as an Elden Ring.
Bro, I got a sick Elden Ring last night. It was lit.
by Brauztin June 20, 2024
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Elden Ring

A 2022 action role-playing game developed by FromSoftware and published by Bandai Namco. The game has been appraised and criticized for its immense difficulty especially towards people new to the SoulsBorne genre. The game has been compared to it’s predecessor the DARK SOULS trilogy.
1 - “Hey dude. Have you played Elden Ring yet?
2 - “Yeah. I’m still stuck on the first boss. The game is really hard.”
by Kevlar Vest August 8, 2022
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Elden Russy

by I eat poop 69 March 9, 2022
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Elden

Exp: nothing eldens are just dumb
by r a n b o o b December 23, 2021
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