EJ

Ectoplasm job: getting sexual pleasure from a spirit or supernatural entity.

After beating his wife and eating some fried chicken Carlson got a EJ from his dead mother.

by Kasker December 21, 2008

EJ

a headstrong asshole that nobody likes proving people wrong he gets good grades but he think he knows EVERYTHING

look at that asshole he is such a ej

by dogument666 May 20, 2016

EJ

Usually the tall smug type. EJ's usually put up an act of knowing everything about the conversation, or argument. He is a friendly fellow, but refuses to ever be wrong. All around EJ tends to be stinjy, but is fun to talk to.

EJ: "that is impossible, i know for a fact that..."

by Randy 025167 May 20, 2016

EJ

EJ is a shitty fucking person with no self respect whatsoever and will do anything to make people ticked off cuz he's a lil prick. If you see an EJ in public, fucking bite his shin and curb stomp him on the fucking concrete. An EJ is so fucking stupid he gets arrested and beat with police nightsticks because he's a fucking retard. He's the type of person who asks the teacher if the class has homework and pour milk before cereal. Other than that, he's a really good minecraft player who doesn't grief, 10/10 would recommend playing with him.

"Yo chad is fuckin EJ brah??? I thought I told him to stop fucking coming to the library during free time what the fuck dude."
"I know right like what the fuck dude you're ruining our fucking men sesh brah."
"What a fucking nincompoop"

by an EJ July 28, 2019

EJ

she is a wheatcracker that has no life. she thinks she is cool adn everything. her real name is Emily Jane.Also. she is my best friend and i <3 her to death. no majer how much she hits me. this is why i love her.

"gosh ej. your such a loser. you puta. stop hitting me asshole.ilove you though"

by amber January 31, 2005

Ej

Ej is a boy that has is cute and has deep dimples and usually has a slow temper.

Ej is fine all girls will want him

by loverkeke December 1, 2018

EJ

An irish/gaeilge whore. Loves tom. Loves sidney and is always up for boogie. Personal therpist even though she needs one herself. Always has the tea.

Ej pass me a focloir

by Gaeilgewhore69 March 4, 2019