1 definition by an EJ

EJ is a shitty fucking person with no self respect whatsoever and will do anything to make people ticked off cuz he's a lil prick. If you see an EJ in public, fucking bite his shin and curb stomp him on the fucking concrete. An EJ is so fucking stupid he gets arrested and beat with police nightsticks because he's a fucking retard. He's the type of person who asks the teacher if the class has homework and pour milk before cereal. Other than that, he's a really good minecraft player who doesn't grief, 10/10 would recommend playing with him.
"Yo chad is fuckin EJ brah??? I thought I told him to stop fucking coming to the library during free time what the fuck dude."
"I know right like what the fuck dude you're ruining our fucking men sesh brah."
"What a fucking nincompoop"
by an EJ July 28, 2019
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