Eggsalad Weekend

To describe a weekend in which you did nothing worth mentioning, such as "Making an eggsalad Sandwich"

In reference to Andy from 40 Year Old Virgin.

"Hey what did you do this weekend"

"Oh man, Nothing much, it was another eggsalad weekend."

by reginacarla January 20, 2009

Dr Eggman

A fatass man who wants to rape or eat a blue hedgehog.

Dr Eggman is a bitchass motherfucka who rapes children and hedgehogs.

by EDP4040450 February 1, 2022

eggsactly

when you say exactly but wrongfully.

“wow i guess your right”. EGGSACTLY.

by manjeetthebomb November 21, 2018

Eggman

Some idiot who tries to take over Mobius with a really annoying army of easily defeated robots. Then I have to somehow sneak into his base and destroy his evil monsters or badniks or whatever. Every single damn day! God, I hate that bastard...

Dr. Eggman is a fuckin' bastard.

by Sonic July 15, 2003

Dr Eggman

His full name is Ivo “Eggman” Robotnik. Dr Robotnik has an IQ of 300 which he uses to kill animals and attempts to drill a hole in Sonic’s forehead. Sometimes he gets creative and once even shot up an entire forest for shits and giggles. He then spent 55 minutes laughing about it and also he finds glee in emaciating animals by shoving their asses into cages and locking them. He also eats 299 eggs every day to keep his Eggman size.

Sonic: Dr Eggman, you won’t get away with this
Dr Eggman: jokes on you fucktard I already planted a bomb in the orphanage.

Sonic: not if I believe in my friends
*gun shots*
Dr Eggman: sonic is no more

by Trumpthecoolkidswagger March 19, 2019

Eggman0

The master of the universe.

That guy is so 1337, he's almost an Eggman0!

by Jeff Garza January 19, 2004

Eggsaxly

The alternative word for exactly with a little bit of eggs and jazz mixed in.

Quumbus: So, you know how to cook eggs and play saxophone at the same time?

Lucas: Eggsaxly.

by LucasWolf November 12, 2018