Philadelphia Eagles

Desperate NFL football franchise that embarks on a yearly pilgrimage to "almost, but not quite good enough." From T.O. to the dog-fighter who introduces himself to women as Ron Mexico, there isn't a scumbag this team isn't willing to sell its soul to in its effort to finally win a Superbowl. Of course, like all other NFL teams, its player collection of ignorant, arrogant malcontents mirrors the city it represents. A team that has always been and will always be green with envy of the Pittsburgh Steelers.

When I sit down to watch tabloid television, I usually tune in to the Philadelphia Eagles game, because although I know I'm about to watch a bunch of losers, I also know I just might see a pretty funny train wreck as well.

Eagle fan: My team is the greatest ever; we win games!
Steeler fan: Are you high? Every team "wins games," but the Steelers win Superbowls and lots of them!!!
Eagles fan: Oh really, we beat the Cowboys that year you guys lost to them in the Superbowl.
Steelers fan: Ha ha ha ha ha ha; typical dumbass Eagle fan retort. Just plain sad!!!

by Fraud Exposer August 19, 2009

Philadelphia Eagles

An awesome team that didn't actually get their asses kicked in Super Bowl XXXIX as arturo rosas says. They lost 24-21 on a last minute field goal, the way in which the Patriots always win.

The Philadelphia Eagles came up short, but they will be back...

by Harrier233 January 15, 2006

Kath Engles

also known as lady gaga's kath. a kath is a blonde who dances in the dark and hates butch volleyball players. she is often is dipped in gravey and dances on rooftops wearing moccasins at midnight, but is deffinally not a loossy goose, enjoys smushing while watching full house. sinner.

"KATH ENGLES" and paris hiltion party hardy in their leather studded cardies. just sayin.

by guiddetekaathxoxo November 15, 2010

eagles mere

eagles mere is a place where ur happiness belongs 🥰 it’s home - charlotte ward

bro why are you so happy?
i’m in eagles mere!

by eagles mere January 2, 2020

eggletling

baby egglet

"oh! What is that?"
"That, my friend, is an eggletling."

by Just__Skye June 8, 2020

Englesh

A retarded way of the English language, such as claimed "typos" when they were never corrected

Damn Beckett, I didn't know that your retarded ass spoke Englesh

by icewallowpis September 21, 2020

egglet

egglet was once a great ruler of many places and people but in recent years he has started to drop off in popularity and he is starting to die. while many watch on. no one can save him and even if he could he doesn't want to be saved.
while he was ruling he has fought many great battles against baka yagi that he ended up winning and now he has started to campaign for rangas rights

egglet is ded

no egglet is not dead
I am sorry but you can not save him

by billonko December 1, 2020