Eggbert

My name on JKLM. Also a dumbass who speaks like shit.

Man, eggbert is so good at this bombparty game!

Fuck you, Eggbert dickhead.

by eggbertcentral June 10, 2022

Eggbert

An omnipotent being, inconceivable and infinitely impossible to understand. It is a representation for the entire universe, and is thus unable to be understood by the human race.

You have been subjected to the infinite excruciating anguish and tormentation by the being known as eggbert.

by Eggbert follower September 12, 2022

Eggbert

an egg, usually refereed to cooked eggs, such ad boiled, scrambled or poached.

Naomi: no Eggbert for you! I'm eating the last one

by Phoenixpotter January 24, 2023

coopers egoburgers

when someone is too egotistical and arrogant and self centered, they eat coopers egoburgers with a side of gym sweat.

man he is so cocky

yea he mustve ate coopers egoburgers

by funnypiano July 15, 2024

Beany Eggbert

A measurement of 15 minutes

I'll be back in a beany eggbert

I'll be back in a few beany eggberts

by mattlong December 2, 2023