egyptian fraggle juggler

an african circus craftsman that juggles premature negro infants in a ring of fire for watermelon and grape soda.

shazaam and jamel went to the circus to see thet egyptian fraggle juggler.

by shnarf May 26, 2008

Egyptian Sprinkler

Getting sprayed with fecal matter during anal sex usually due to uncontrollable diarrhea caused by drinking foreign water.

I was completely hitting this hotty from behind when she gave me an egyptian sprinkler and got shit all over me.

by ShockinglyMexican December 8, 2010

Egyptian Riverboat

When a couple decide to take their relationship further, with both parties shitting in a bathtub, and then one partner receives anal sex in the reverse cowgirl position. Like riding a boat.

Hey Babe, wanna take a trip on the Egyptian Riverboat?

by FatWillysSurfShack June 16, 2016

Egyptian Firecracker

When you wrap another person in toilet paper and pour hot sauce down their ass crack

Come on, let me make you my Egyptian Firecracker, it really turns me on.

by HoodratHoudini February 15, 2022

Egyptian Teabag

A slightly hairer version of the plain old teabag. Thought to be related to the fact that the peoples of the Middle East have thick, dark hair.

Cindy came up coughing violently when Chuck gave her the old Egyptian teabag. Maybe he should catch up to the 2000s and trim the boys! - Sol R.

by Pontius Pilate July 15, 2006

Egyptian Gas Mask

It is when a man is sitting on a woman's face, his balls are ever-so-strategically placed over her eyes like a silk pillow...while he farts into her nose.

"Mahied, sit on my face with and give me your kingly scent."

by Jennifer Voldness May 13, 2005

Egyptian

Someone who originates from the “Mother of The World aka Om el Donya” — Egypt.

Creators of the “shag me I’m marvelous!” arm twist dance move. People who don’t take no for an answer reference: Bo7a continues to express his love for Tota even after being rejected numerous times and wins her back. Beautiful people inside out who own the biggest Arabian horses breeding station in the world. Their ancestors in ancient Egypt having built the Giza Pyramids, Sphinx and numerous captivating temples. Most importantly is that they don’t go down easily, they love the rest of the world and their army power ranks top 9 in the world as of 2020. They crack jokes a lot and make you more depressed through making fun of you.

Guy1: I have crippling depression, any advice?
Guy2: Easy, hang out with an Egyptian.

by Adolf_Titler November 15, 2020