Special Education

A.K.A. Hell on Earth. Special education is designed for students with learning disabilities, physical disabilities and other special needs to have guidance throughout school. What special ed really does is take really smart good spirited kids and put them down and make them feel like shit. There’s a whole separate room for special ed kids called “resource room”. Which is the worst period of the day. All the “normal” kids walk by and stare at you to make things worse. If that isn’t embarrassing enough, no teacher takes anything you say into consideration and talks to you like you’re a preschooler. They think that just because you learn slower, that you’re stupid as hell. And if you decide you don’t want to be in special education anymore, you’re in for a rough battle. Teachers will fight you to stay in, to the point where you give up just because none of the idiots from your school listen to what you know is best for you. Want to have a stable social life with other kids in school? You can say goodbye to that thanks to being in special ed classes. Even other students think of you like you are a dumbass.

(Special Education)
Student: I need to get out of these special ed classes, they have no positive impact on my GPA.
School: Well we see why you might think that, but actually they do help you.
Student: Loses his/her shit and gets suspended
School: See, you need these classes for behavioral issues.

by A guy from Commack February 21, 2019

Edward Cullen

The reason I have no girlfriend.

Girl: We're breaking up.
Boy: Why?
Girl: You're just not Edward Cullen, sorry.

by SoIherdyouliekmudkipz June 6, 2009

college education

Something most people can't afford

Person A: Why are you in so much debt?
Person B: I wanted a college education.

by Katie Hill January 21, 2008

Edward Elric

Edward (or Ed) Elric is the main character of a Manga and tv series called Fullmetal Alchemist. He, the Fullmetal Alchemist himself, is with his brother Alphonse, or Al, while they fight evil to get the Philosipher's Stone to get their bodies back. After their mother died and they tried to transmutate her, they failed and Ed lost his right arm and left leg, while Al lost his entire body. Ed bonded his body to an armor suit, and they headed off. Winry Rockbell , Ed's automail mechanic, goes along with the two to accompany them in their journey.

"I would pray, but I have no god to pray to"~

Guy: YOUR the Fullmetal Alchemist? But your so small! Edward Elric: Who you calling small, you little pipsqueak?!

Pinako: Drink your milk, you little shrimp! Ed: You old hag!

Pinako: You half pint midget!

by Merlgurl June 16, 2015

edward 40 hands

When you tape a 40 to each hand and can't take them off until you are finishied drinking them.

I almost pissed myself last night during an intense game of edward 40 hands.

by Dj Skeet August 14, 2006

Eduan

A great guy , who has an amazing heart. He has those eyes that make your knees go weak and your heart flutter. Any girl can thank there lucky stars to have an him. He can be quite nerdy at times but that is what makes him cute , everyone needs an Eduan in there life.

Oh the moon is so bright tonight it must be becauss of the light refelcting of Eduan's eyes.

by REASDFF October 22, 2017

Educated Idiot

An Educated Idiot is a person that went to college, but is dumber than a rock. The Educated Idiot feels like he/she is smart, but they screw up everything they get involved in. They have a hard time getting dressed, driving a car, or eating. Only the parents are proud of their Educated Idiot children mainly because they themselvs are also Educated Idiots.

That guy at work has a degree but he's not able to do anything. He must be an educated idiot.

by ***Dr Dave September 22, 2009