Pierce Eclipse

A fat ass person, that is annoying and tells stories that are unbelievably true! a person sooo fat that when they walk in front of you they block the light from the sun. Depleting you of vitamin and happiness.

Jesus! its a pierce Eclipse!

by king of defines November 7, 2012

E-Coli conservatism

political belief in cutting government costs even if such cuts result in devastating harm.

We have E-Coli conservatism to thank for lead in children's toys, unsafe non-prescription drugs, and dangerous spinach.

by Una Malachica January 12, 2009

ecotist

A sanctimonious bastard whose inflated sense of self-worth is derived primarily from his commitment to saving the planet.

Melissa: I feel like Joe looks down on me just because I drive to work and don't compost.

Ann: Oh my God, I know! He is such an ecotist.

by Empty D October 1, 2009

Total scrotal eclipse

A semi-derogatory video homage to the Great Solar Eclipse of 2017; the reenactment using an unshorn scrotum to ever-so-slowly eclipse the sun rather than the moon.

Oh, for fuck sake...I totally got baited into watching yet another 'eclipse moment'...except this time it was a total scrotal eclipse...no filter can remove THAT afterimage from my brain. Good feeling...gone.

by YAWA August 24, 2017

emolicious

a sexy(delious) emo
girl or boy

Did you see that emolicious chick in french class?

Ya wow shes hot

by clemo mohr March 24, 2009

Ebolious

Similar to being cancerous, when someone says, does, or has something extremely retarded that it creates a new way of giving you ebola worse than getting it airborne.

Dude your edge(hairline) is ebolious, your barber couldn't help you, call it shark teeth.

by Tyroniusmaximus October 26, 2014

Ecolda

While Ecolda may present as a common cold in a female's body; Ecolda will present in a male's body as a virus scientifically undecernible from Ebola, a virus that causes severe bleeding, organ failure, and can lead to death. Ecolda is known to cause a grown ass man to whimper, ugly cry (snot bubbles are not uncommon), sudden onset unilateral paralysis of pride, mumbling, chronic severe complaining.

To alleviate symptoms the "man" should continue to complain and draw comparison to how much more sick he is than when his wife had the same thing. Blind, clinical studies have shown that long sessions of feeling sorry for yourself can speed up recovery by ~3%. A treatment developed in 1955 called "man up and stop being a little bitch" was long thought to be the panacea for this treacherous illness, but in 2015, it was decided that complaining can fix anything and everything; this explains the sudden uprise of known cases of Ecolda in 2016 and 2017.

"When he returned from San Diego, he had Ecolda so his wife had to call in sick to work"

by Kingston Soze September 24, 2017