Eckelberry

a person who masturbates 5+ times a day

Guy: Close the door!!
Guy2: What are you doing?
Guy: Nothing! Go away!
Guy2: Dude... Don't be an Eckelberry

by anonymous622 February 18, 2008

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eckstein

the perfect boy. a smooth talker, and a heart breaker.hes a player, but he is still loyal. very easy to fall for, and very hard to stop falling. YOur best friend, then your boyfriend. Usually has a beiber haircut which makes all the girls come to him.

girl-Oh my god he is so hot.
friend- but be carefull, hes an eckstein!

by haithereimawesome April 13, 2012

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esketti

A random word used when you don't know what to say in a conversation but still wanna be cool.

Person: so ya I'm so excited
Other person: esketti!!!

by Savage little gangsta December 23, 2017

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Esketit

A term used by whiteboys, who are trying to be like the wack a$$ rappers that they listen to, meaning let's get it.

Douche 1: Bro, I'm about to grind on 2K for badges all weekend.
Douche 2: Esketit kid!!!

by TheTruth1779 September 13, 2017

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Eckel-eptic

(1) To be so absent of common sense, to attempt the most common of tasks is a danger to yourself and all of those around you.

(2) To have a strong scent of pork.

(3) To be unfamiliar with the force of gravity entirely.

(4) To instantly combust when mixed with pure oxygen.

(5) To de-evolve.

(6) To have an uncontrollable urge to to throw feces.

(1) Eckel-eptic subjects are aware of their condition, but when confronted about instances of severe eckel-epsia subjects respond with a blank open-mouth look while in what seems to be a brain-dead state (thought to be attempting to develope an acceptable reasoning for instance in question....no one really knows, process never completed).

by B77 September 18, 2012

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