earthworm jim

Meaning that of someone who has a small penis

Damn b, that chinese dude got himself an earthworm jim!

by 4RL November 25, 2006

two tone earthworm

Two tone earthworm: when two men of diffrent races/ethnicity engage in docking.

I walked in the bathroom and thoes dudes were choking a two tone earthworm.

by Irishbackrub March 24, 2017

earthworm jim

a small, uncircumcized penis.

Man, that French dude's Speedo is way too tight. I can clearly see his earthworm jim.

by polpun March 22, 2011

Earthworm jimming

Where you bust a nut into a beer pong funnel while the tube is your your ass. Sadly only men who identify as hermaphrodites believe this is the only way to continue breeding in a flat earth world.

I was spending time with my Jehovah witness friends when I look over and I see Mateo Earthworm jimming while reading the Bible

by DJ loves hummy gummys March 19, 2019

Jersey earthworm

A jersey earthworm is when you go soft during intercourse, but successfully play it off without the girl knowing.

Yo man, last night i pulled a jersey earthworm and she told me she wanted to see me again!

by Peachtreez July 27, 2016

Earthworm sally

To cut several earthworms in half and drink their blood then to preform sexual deeds on a dog.

I preformed an earthworm sally last night.

by EnglishFolkWithPoptarts September 20, 2021

EARTHWORM SALLY

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by yass_queen April 16, 2022