Siamese Shitters

When you and a friend take number 2 at the same time.

Friend: Yo dog.
Me: Yo. Man, you're up early. Going to the gym?
Friend: Poopin
Me: Dude, me too! We're Siamese Shitters!

by Doomcake March 2, 2014

Bed Shitters Ball

When forced by a friend to attend a party or event you know will suck

“Jerry, I’m not going to another fucking lame bed shitters ball again. Count be out”

by sal the salami February 22, 2021

The shitters

Another word for bathroom when the person saying it is needing to go to the toilet to take a shit

Fuck man, I have to take another trip to the shitters

by imalwayspooping February 2, 2022

Piss Shitters

A pair of underwear used to keep piss and shit off of your pants.

Hey Bud, I gotta put on a pair of piss shitters.

by Randybobandy October 3, 2017

shitters

what i eat for breakfast everyday

oh hey mom could you get me some skim milk to go with my frosted shitters? I'M JESSICA FRITZ BITCH
ROW TO WIN

by jessica fritz December 28, 2005

shitters

So bad that the term "Shit" can't even describe it.

Generic Randomman #546: Oh no, my face imploded and caused a mass singularity, causing the universe to collapse in on itself.
Generic Randomman #863: That's shitters.

by Shada December 8, 2003

the shitters

slang for 'police'. often used during high speed car chases or when playing grand theft auto.

see police, cops

"oh shit, its the shitters!"

"running over that pedestrian has attracted the attention of the shitters"

"we'd better split before the shitters get here"

by count December 5, 2003