by richardskull October 19, 2009
Get the E.T.'s Asshole mug.Estimated Time Of Blackout, a guess of what time of the night you will be "blacked out" due to the consumption of alcohol.
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Estimated Time of Eating. The ETE is the length of time before dinner is served. Similar to E.T.A. (estimated time of arrival).
by Ae5Ea8 March 12, 2015
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Get the e.t.s. mug.Emotionally Transmitted Disease.
Much like an S.T.D. an E.T.D. is contracted during an intimate relationship with someone who is emotionally unsound. Through repeated interactions and prolonged exposure with someone with an E.T.D. someone who started out the relationship as an emotionally healthy person develops issues because having a relationship with a crazy person who loves to share the crazy.
Much like an S.T.D. an E.T.D. is contracted during an intimate relationship with someone who is emotionally unsound. Through repeated interactions and prolonged exposure with someone with an E.T.D. someone who started out the relationship as an emotionally healthy person develops issues because having a relationship with a crazy person who loves to share the crazy.
A: "I was fine until I started that affair with Tegan. Now I'm seeing my therapist twice a week and I'm on Zoloft because I'm so depressed."
B: "What did you expect? If he's cheating on his wife with you because he's too much of a pussy to get a divorce or improve his marriage he's not a good person to be around"
A: "But I love him, and I hope we can work it out. . . Even though he told me nothing is going to change. Thinking about it makes me want more happy pills."
B: "This is a bad situation. You got sucked into his fuckedupness. He's got the emotional equivalent of herpes and now you have it too. That boy gave you an E.T.D."
B: "What did you expect? If he's cheating on his wife with you because he's too much of a pussy to get a divorce or improve his marriage he's not a good person to be around"
A: "But I love him, and I hope we can work it out. . . Even though he told me nothing is going to change. Thinking about it makes me want more happy pills."
B: "This is a bad situation. You got sucked into his fuckedupness. He's got the emotional equivalent of herpes and now you have it too. That boy gave you an E.T.D."
by ajws July 3, 2011
Get the E.T.D. mug.Verb: Luring a person/alien into a room by creating a path of candy (i.e. Reese's Pieces) leading into it.
by Madnasty March 18, 2011
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