E.T.D.

Emotionally Transmitted Disease.
Much like an S.T.D. an E.T.D. is contracted during an intimate relationship with someone who is emotionally unsound. Through repeated interactions and prolonged exposure with someone with an E.T.D. someone who started out the relationship as an emotionally healthy person develops issues because having a relationship with a crazy person who loves to share the crazy.

A: "I was fine until I started that affair with Tegan. Now I'm seeing my therapist twice a week and I'm on Zoloft because I'm so depressed."

B: "What did you expect? If he's cheating on his wife with you because he's too much of a pussy to get a divorce or improve his marriage he's not a good person to be around"

A: "But I love him, and I hope we can work it out. . . Even though he told me nothing is going to change. Thinking about it makes me want more happy pills."

B: "This is a bad situation. You got sucked into his fuckedupness. He's got the emotional equivalent of herpes and now you have it too. That boy gave you an E.T.D."

by ajws July 3, 2011

E.T'd

Verb: Luring a person/alien into a room by creating a path of candy (i.e. Reese's Pieces) leading into it.

After reaching the end of the trail of candy, I realized my sister totally E.T'd me.

by Madnasty March 18, 2011

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

S.T.D.E.C.T.W.A.N.T.Y.W.C.T.S.L.G.I.M.M

Should the day ever come that we are not together you will continue to shine like gold in my memories <3

When Zhongli says S.T.D.E.C.T.W.A.N.T.Y.W.C.T.S.L.G.I.M.M

by Dumbozos <3 February 11, 2022

e.t.o.d

Elephant trunk of a dick

My buddy has an e.t.o.d

by Rooster-57 September 11, 2020

P.T.E.D.

Pre-Terd-Emotional-Disorder. A disorder suffered by millions of Americans often triggered by a strong cup of coffee. P.T.E.D. is recognizable by the following symptoms; An anxious feeling mixed with erratic pacing, the inability to hold a thought, profuse sweating accompanied by feelings of prairie doggin' it or turtle head phenomena and increased odor excretion. Those suffering from PTED can find it difficult to function in society and should seek help.

The interview was going great until my P.T.E.D. kicked in.... I couldn't stop squirming... I turned into a stuttering idiot.... I shouldn't of had that burrito and the venti starbucks.

by rokozumi July 17, 2009

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.

The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

by Omnibender February 22, 2011