Ejacked

When someone Ejaculates out of a particularly harmful sexual encounter.

Dude1: dude she totally wanted to tie me up.

Dude2: good thing you Ejacked out of there, that could have been bad.

by The One Who Found The One August 13, 2010

ejackulating

Cumming

I was ejackulating on this girls face when her dad walked in on her

by pseudonym Birgitte February 28, 2018

ejackulate

another word for ejaculation to a person who has the name jackson, jack or something close to the term

hey jackson have you ejackulated yet?

by BetaKabore December 28, 2018

Ejacko’lantern

What you have when you carve a pumpkin to resemble the face of someone having a massive orgasm.

This year I carved our Halloween pumpkin with an O-face that looks like a dude is blowing a nut. It’s an ejacko’lantern.

by Goosey Goose July 6, 2021

Ejack

Realest. Genuine. Always dependable.

Ejack always been true.

by Elijah Jones November 24, 2021

ejackulate

What da marijuana-fetching male in da pair of hill-climbing youngsters did dat resulted in a son's being born because "Silly Jill forgot her pill".

If da weed-addled Jill had "said yes" to either merely allowing her male companion to ejackulate into her mouth or just giving him a handjob to temporarily "relieve da pressure", said "willing" couple might not have unexpectedly "heard da putter--patter of little feet" da way they ended up doing nine months later!

by QuacksO February 6, 2023

ejack temple

a better word for calling someone a wanker.

your a faggot ejack temple

by lil dick andy February 27, 2024