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Dodecapus

An octopus but my one scariest nightmare it has twenty tentacles sure good weird hentai for Japan but no not in my head the dodecapus.
Aaaaaah it was that dream again NO THE DODECAPUS IS HERE.
by Danksoul March 25, 2019
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dudeck

An individual whom is obsessed with myspace, AIM, or any other form of commnincation via internet; typically fat and ugly. (adj.)
"Wow, Jon is such a dudeck, hes a computer geek who thinks he can get girls online."
by heavonz September 22, 2008
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dodecanal

When twelve penises or objects that exemplify penises, such as dildos, in one anus.

It is physically possible to achieve naturally but has rarely been attempted in pornography, certainly not in the mainstream.

However, dodeca anal penetration with the use of eleven penises and one dildo has been done, notably by female porn star josh moran, twice.
Cindy tried dodecanal with her boyfriend and eleven dildos

Samantha had Frank and Derek and Jack and Fred and Bob and Dale and Chris and Josh and Paul and Niall and Rylan sexually penetrate her anus at the same time, and also added a dildo into the mix

Somehow, some way, Jessica got twelve men to fit their erect penises into her anus all at once.
by plasticpenguin November 16, 2009
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dodec

a something-something that nobody gives any fux about.

This knowledge awards people free chipotle
AH: "A dodec is a metaphysical object with a very high specific gravity. It's primary use is being dropped"

Me: I don't care... you should give me free chipotle
by slingerofdix November 18, 2013
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dudecootch

"Yo Chaco, I think that girl in the blue is a lezbo..? Shea smelled that Dudecootch from outside!
by CHACONESS January 1, 2010
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dodecanut

(doe-deck-uh-nut) To ejaculate in a burst of twelve directions, getting sperm everywhere.
Uses: Dodecanut, Dodecanated, Dodecanation, Dodecanating
Tyrone: Let me penetrate and dodecanut inside.
Shawty: If you dodecanut, you will stain my new carpet.
by Lil Dodecanut September 22, 2017
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dodecadipshit

Better way of saying dipshit. If someone is being a real dipshit and saying dipshit is to boring and unoriginal, just say “Fuck you dodecadipshit”
Friend: Fuck you octocunt
Me: Shut the fuck up dodecadipshit
by Mr.BlikaDink February 2, 2018
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