Dwarf Nigger

A small, creepy african american that is as rare as a lepercan (or however you spell it) It can only be seen on nights with rainbows, and is usual found standing over a unsuspecting 5 year old boy as he sleeps.

A jockey from Left For Dead 2

"Get this Dwarf Nigger off me!!!!!" (usable in both cases)

by jfoahgas May 5, 2011

DwarfMaxxing

The act of emulating a LOTR-esque dwarf, usually done by manlets (short men) with ugly faces. One attempts to increase their fat and muscle, grow out their body and facial hair, and drink profusely.

“DwarfMaxxing is the final redpill for manlets 5’8” and under who have unfortunate faces.”

by cyphlord November 5, 2021

Dweef

A dick fart, similiar to a queef but for a guy.

"Hey Jake, what smells so bad?"
"Sorry man, I just dweefed."

by 4123574324 September 29, 2009

Dwarf Rage

The act of playing a fantasy RPG (World of Warcraft, Baldur's Gate, Fate, Etc...) with a Dwarf-based character. Usually, the potency of Dwarves causes the player to opt for a pure-melee style of play. This, more often than not, leads to the game being played for extremely long periods of time, until the Dwarf Rage (eventually) wears off. Sometimes, fatally, it doesn't.

Dude: "Did you hear about Lenny?"
Guy: "No, what happened?"
Dude: "Died of exhaustion. He played Neverwinter Nights for 50 hours straight."
Guy:"Why'd he play it for so long?"
Dude:"Dwarf Rage."
Guy:" Oh, F**K!"

by Goldo Glittergold July 7, 2010

Snerf Derf

an expression which has recently spread through out the Vancouver area, which means to sniff some cocaine.

fuck man, last night i snerfed way to much derf.

I just picked up and 8 ball. get ready to snerf derf!

by rapies1991 December 11, 2011

spice rack dwarf

a dwarf who lives in your cubbord and makes spices for you . generaly a kind fellow smokes a long pipe and always has a story to tell ,but you dont care so you shout"GIVE ME THE PARSLEY BITCH"and then slam the doorright on his already broken toes

Steve:i dont think you shold treat your spice rack dwarf like that.
You: shut up steve or ill chop off your legs and put you up there with him.

by aaron and stetson January 22, 2009

hot dewerff

This procedure involves a can of copenhagen, a bottle of jagermeister, a partner with no self esteem. Originated by grand pappy dewerff in the hills of Minnesota, the male gives his dirty whore of a partner a jagermeister enema and plugs her shithole with a full can of copenhagen. This must be done with haste, fore the male must be able to catch the juicy copenhagen, jagermeister, shitstorm in his mouth.

Boy, those airforce girls sure are suckers for a hot dewerff.

by David al-David June 14, 2007