red dwarf

Best tv show ever in the world anywhere.
Need another series!!!!!

Red dwarf = Pure genius

by Lilgap February 1, 2005

dwarfbayne

part dwarf - The coolest species ever. They enjoy digging and finding pretty rocks. part bayne - bayne, is the biggest baddest mofo around, most famous for his chronic masturbation!

dude 1 - omg its dwarfbayne
dude 2 - holy sheet epic wins!

by pompous brit May 13, 2010

poison dwarf

A short not necessarily small, in fact quite rotund and flabby, vindictive person ie ex wife who regrets her previous actions and spends the rest of her sad little (quite literally) life trying her hardest to make everyone elses life a misery.
Thankfully most people see this person for what they really are and treat them as they would something on the bottom of their shoe.

Poison dwarf = short, fat and unhappy

by Extremely happy person who thanks poison dwarf for all her mistakes June 22, 2006

Tossing a Dwarf

When one farts hard, expecting nothing sinister, and a nasty surprise ensues. This useage arose after the battle of Helm's Deep, which is an thinly-veiled innuendo for an anal cavity.

Victim: Hurry up and get us to Taco Bell... I think i just tossed a dwarf. (Tossing a Dwarf)
Gimli: Nobody tosses a dwarf!

by Mr. Clean Trousers March 22, 2009

piss dwarf

The mysterious person who somehow misses the urinal and piss on the floor next to it.

the piss dwarf was at the urinal again...

by Pikfrik October 18, 2008

Court Dwarf

A person in the lowest of the low position in any organisation--lower than the janitor in fact. A position so low that no normal human being would be appointed to it, except dwarfs and midgets.

Damn, this new friggin job pays me less than the court dwarf!

by Barnaby Joyce February 14, 2018

Fisherman's Dwarf

Used to describe a midget who hails from the city of San Francisco, California (specifically found in one of their famous seaports)

I was about to go fishing, and that Fisherman's Dwarf stole my bait! STOP THIEF!!

by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018