Dissertation

An April Fool's joke taken too far

(Teacher/Professor): Hey it would be an awsome April Fool's joke if we got them (students) to write 5000-15000 words on something completely pointless and make it worth half of their end result!

Other teacher/professor: yeah! omg that would be amazing let's call it a DISSERTATION...that'll get 'em

Then before you know it it becomes a compulsory aspect of your grade/degree

by onlymejustme April 2, 2009

DISSECTION

A amazing Swedish black metal band that has pushed the limits farther than most bands during its time. Vocalist Jon was in for 7yrs for murder of a homosexual. Jon and Dissection has made it clear they are not racists and the murder was not of 'hate crime'.
Qoute: "I, we want our fans to know and to make it a point that it is not and never has been part of our policy or philosophy to be a part of racism and what it stands for" - Dissection

GOAT: Fear the Rebirth of Dissection!!!
Closeminded: Your stupid go listen to rap and what mtv says to listen to.

GOAT: If you are reading this go to www.Dissection.nu

by GOAT FUKER February 27, 2005

Desserpes

A sexually transmitted disease contracted by the innocent act of sharing a dessert.

I swear I wasn't cheating. I just got desserpes from the tiramisu I shared with Jill last week.

by azcreativecrew January 13, 2016

Dosser

deontay wilder

deontay wilder is a big bum dosser

by poopy71 November 28, 2019

Dosser

Deontay wilder A.K.A dosser, big dosser, also a trash fighter

"Look at that big dosser over there"

"That dosser is TRASH!

by BigJ this is for you Ricky mey November 28, 2019

dubsexual

A person who likes dubstep so much, that they start having sexual feelings for them.

Person 1: Hey, do you want me to show you this dubstep song?
Person 2: Okay! *starts unzipping pants*
Person 1: DUDE WHAT THE HELL!
Person 2: Don't you know? I'm dubsexual.

by mattrchambers October 3, 2013

Dosser

Dosser is a term given to someone who slacks in almost every area they claim to be superior in. They are good at talking but not walking and do not train legs as there’s no such thing as leg day. The word originated from a trilogy of fights between The gypsy king and Deontay ‘Dosser’ Wilder where Deontay the Dosser never turned up to the fight as he was too busy being a Dosser.

‘Hey look! It’s Deontay Dosser Wilder sleeping on the canvas again,’
‘ Come on Dosser it’s only round 11, there’s one more to go’

‘Deontay! Stop being a Dosser and fight back’

by Willbrobeast October 10, 2021