dummied

To consume or destroy the object in front of you.

I really dummied that bottle of absinthe.

He checked me into the boards. So, in return, I dummied the shit out of his face.

by Nigel Pisspants January 3, 2008

Friend Dumped

When a friend breaks off a friendship with another friend, much like a regular breakup. Usually, the dumpee is unaware of why they are being friend dumped.

Amy: "I don't think we should be friends anymore."
Beth: "Why?"
Amy: "It's just not working out."

Amy goes to her friend Suzy.

Amy: "Beth just said we shouldn't be friends anymore."
Suzy: "Girl, you just got friend dumped."

by Zelophehad August 21, 2010

social dumping

the act of checking facebook, twitter, or myspace via phone or computer while taking a shit

what's taking so long in there?

knowning him he is probably social dumping.

by Chaz Montgomery October 18, 2010

getting dumped

When you are completely happy in a relationship and out of nowhere your signifigant other decides s/he isn't. You probably didnt see this coming and it felt as if life had bitch slapped you, its okay though. Go eat some ice cream and cry (meaningless hook ups and/or alcohol are optional but suggested).

Boyfriend: Hey you seem really happy with us.
Girlfriend: Yeah I am, I love you so much!
Boyfriend: ....
Girlfriend: What's wrong?
Boyfriend: I'm confused but I don't feel a connection to you anymore. Sorry but I don't think it would be fair to stay with you.
Girlfriend (thinking*) FUCK. fuck. I need some alcohol because thats what you do after getting dumped.

by cathylee June 1, 2009

bungee dumping

when you bungee jump and you get so scared you crap your pants

my friend went bungee dumping off a bridge and he had to throw his boxers away and burn the trash can

by guy who farts August 9, 2009

bagel dumping

the act of randomly but strategically placing bagels in an urban area.

Bagel dumping is when you leave a bagel on a sign, the roof of a building, or a persons desk when they aren't looking, Basically any place you see fit.

by K-Raz April 22, 2010

facebook dumped

When your boyfriend or girlfriend breaks up with you on facebook before telling you in person.

"I found out my boyfriend broke up with me from my friend who saw the change on his profile! I can't believe I got facebook dumped!"

by Amy Oscar February 13, 2007