dumpkin

while taking a shit, doing a funnel. usually done with a close friend as the assistant

"yo derek i gotta shit, hold my beer?"
"fuck that grab the funnel it's dumpkin time!"

by oxcart December 23, 2008

duperino

The act of duping some innocent soul into believing the most bizarre urban legends, even when they run against all commonsense.

The story about the lawyer who insured his cigars against fire, smoked them all, collected on the claim and was arrested for arson is a big duperino.

by MommyPat July 11, 2009

dumpkin

the act of performing oral sex on one's anus while that person is having a bowl movement. usually an act performed by a homosexual

Mike loves to give out free dumpkins to all the boys in his dorm!

by Matt Stokes Mitchell October 3, 2006

lumpy dumpkins

Colorful term for little pebble turds; sounds like dropping a handful of marbles in the toilet. see also- dumpy lumpkins

lumpy dumpkins are not just for breakfast anymore.

by rustylongsword June 27, 2010

dumpering

When someone you're dating is rude and disrespectful to you so realizing you'll probably be dumped sometime soon you abruptly end the relationship rejecting that person before he/she can reject you.

That gal treats me terribly breaking dates at last minute with lame excuses and ignoring me when we're at social functions so I'll be dumpering her today.

by Red Sam Black May 16, 2018

Dorperkins

Dorethy Perkins clothes store

I'm going up west to Dorperkins

I'm wearing a Dorperkins Dress

by Sparkledynamite August 21, 2010

dumpkin

n. a fat, round protruding lower abdomen

"Oh my, that lady has a really big dumpkin!"

by randomglowstick November 23, 2015