Hydro-Lithium-Demerol-Amal-Nitrate Uranium Scrupulator

This high-power laser is used by a CPS (see Carbon Proton Synthesiser) to imprint smiley faces on the protons of Carbon atoms. If this laser is aimed into the night sky, the dot can be seen on the surface of Neptune.
Invented by F.S.E.V

This Carbon Proton Synthesiser is not use without a Hydro-Lithium-Demerol-Amal-Nitrate Uranium Scrupulator, you idiot!

by Freddie.V February 9, 2005

deemerald

A sexy beautiful woman that believe that she should accomplish her coals and is a math wiz she has a great personality.

Jason:Did u see DeEmerald she is hot .
John:dued I want her to be bae for real

by TheMisteryPerson March 25, 2017

Demerol Shades

The extremely darkened or black lensed sunglasses worn by people into the ER, Urgent Care, or doctors office to gain sympathy from staff in an attempt to increase the amount of medication they hope to receive for their 'headache' pain.

Dr Morphi-- Sooooo, tell me about your illness today?

Sick Sally-- (lowers cell phone) Ooooo doctor! My head is just pounding! I had to wear my dark shades today because even the dimmest light increases my pain! Nothing I tried at home is strong enough! Please help!

Dr Morphi--😲

Sick Sally--😎

Dr Morphi-- (waking away) mutters 'damn Demerol shades'...

by princessandrea1219 February 6, 2019

Dummer

Dummer was the guy who invented silent velcro. He gave people a modern and hassle free way to put on their clothes. He truly was all things to all men.

Wow, I feel like Bond when I put on my shoes !
Thank you Dummer!

by Bill Carradine November 11, 2008

duecer

To take an extra large dump in one's toilet.

Tim: Holy shit, you should see the duecer i laid out in your toilet!
Jim: I'll grab the camera

by Pelican-man July 20, 2008

Demersal

1. Sinking to or lying on the bottom; living on or near the bottom and feeding on benthic organisms.
2. A death/thrash metal band from Burlington Ontario

1.Damn homie, Look at that guy in the water, he's demersaling!!!
2. That band Demersal is pretty kick ass!

by Andy Wood October 2, 2006

duecer

An extra large turd. Often used to describe a person.

Don't be such a duecer you moron!

by Flobbitt January 23, 2009