carpet matches the drapes

One's genital hair matches the color of the hair on one's head.

Even though she looks like she dyes her hair, the carpet matches the drapes on her.

by quamp March 24, 2007

Grandma's Drapes

An old woman's saggy old beef curtains. The excess labia meat requires they be folded delicately into the gusset of the panties.

Sara to Tonya: OMG!! I was just in the locker room changing and this old lady came out of the shower. You should have seen Grandma's Drapes. They were practically dragging behind.
Granny had some serious Flaps.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015

drupus

Vagina lips that sag really low between a girls legs

I went to have sex with gina but I didn't because she has the drupus. she must have slept with a lot of men.

by JJCM12 December 26, 2014

Butt drape

An oversized sweater worn to conceal a woman's rather large derrière.

Damn, Steve's chick is rockin' the butt drape tonight! She ain't foolin' nobody., though. You can see that fat ass from a mile away!

by Bigjimelrod November 26, 2014

dupell

WHIPPED by a very lovely, attractive, gorgeous, outstanding young lady.

Greg is dupelled by the lovely Julia Alison Gordon.

by Julia Gordon April 28, 2008

beef drapes

Humongous flapping pussy lips that resemble skin curtains.

It was so windy at the nude beach that her beef drapes were whistling in the breeze.When she body surfed the anchovies were nipping at her large venetian skin blinds

by doyle February 11, 2004

dupe

1. n. A duplicate
(rarely) v. To duplicate something

2. To deliberately confuse or scam someone

1. n.: There are too many dupes on UD.
* v.: The idiot was bored so he duped someone else's definition and added some offensive words.

2. The idiot was easily duped out of his cash.

by phantom oddity October 8, 2004