drunktionary

all the words that can't be understood unless you are drunk.

Dude we need a drunktionary to understand tom.

by lealea1003 February 7, 2010

drunkinese

Slurring speech and babbling while drinking heavily.

"I'm not as think as you drunk I am osificer." This is drunkinese.

by MHOS December 3, 2013

drunknito

Being secretly drunk. Having one's drunkenness concealed to avoid notice, especially in situations where it may be unacceptable to be intoxicated.

Joe went drunknito yesterday at work. He had an afternoon of boring meetings and drank whiskey out of a coffee mug to enhance the situation. No one knew he was half in the bag!

by burner3030 June 5, 2014

Drunkin

Drinking Once Your Drunk

Mate Your Mullered Drunk ! Now Your Drunkin

by The V ONE 2nd To None August 5, 2017

Drunkin Spiderman

When you have a few too many drinks at the bar and attempt to preform the spiderman on your woman, you end up throwing the jizz in your own face

I preformed a Drunkin Spiderman last night when I got home wasted from a bar. I was doing my wife, and right before I was gonna finish, I pulled out to preform the Spiderman; but b/c I was so drunk I accidently threw the jizz in my own face instead of hers

by VARCAN December 14, 2008

Drunkin Popeye

When a man penatrates a woman so hard and so fast in sexual intercourse that she cant help herself to sound like Popeye the Sailor, "ah ga ga ga ga ga"

Dude! I made megan the drunkin popeye last night, she loves it hard and fast!

by Malibu Mayberry May 24, 2011

duck drunking

dipping bread in vodka (or any sort of alcohol) and feeding it to ducks.

Teenager #1: Mannn, those ducks were wasted last night!

Teenager #2:Yeah, duck drunking is the best

by Jacob.S September 18, 2010