Drunktonamus

To define somewhere who has drunken so much alcohol to the point they are on the verge of blacking out.

Jason was so drunktonamus that he spent half the night talking to himself in the mirror and thought he made a new friend.
Hillary proclaimed to her friends that she was gonna get drubktonamus tonight by playing many drinking games.

by KingDoubleC June 14, 2019

DrunkHowell

To drink multiple beers in one sitting proving that you can drink more than anyone else. Usually at the end of the night results in vomiting or making sexual advances to un-attractive women.

Originated in Texas in the 90's and has gained popularity in colleges along with the revival of binge drinking games. Often there is a massive hangover the next day along with regrets of sexual relations.

Becoming the DrunkHowell enough times will lower sperm count and put one a risk of actions that cant be remembered or dont want to be remembered.

Man, that party was blowing up last night! I was having such a good time that I got a little too DrunkHowell. i drank 12 Natural Lights, then some shots and before i know it i took off home and thought i was in my bed, but ended up in my parents! As if that wasnt bad enough, I think caught something too!

by Cotton H. February 27, 2009

drunktion

Drunk action, usually in the form of one night stands/booty calls after a big night out.

man i was wasted last night, i stopped by jen's place on the way home for a bit of drunktion.

by the original anarchist March 17, 2009

drunktender

Adj.: a designated driver that must also tend to the needs of the drunks they are driving around. Drunktenders are usually requested to do more than drive, i.e. help the drunk find their keys, pants, glasses, cell phone, dignity etc. A drunktender may also intervene a stop a fight or prevent a bad hook-up.

"no thanks bartender, I'm not drinking tonight, I'm the drunktender for these jerks"

by printhog August 29, 2009

Drunktionality

Noun - The ability to perform regular functions with stellar accuracy while completely intoxicated. Or so you think:)

Check out the drunktionality on that guy!!! Not one drop spilled but he's gonna need stitches:)

by Real_Whirled June 29, 2011

Drunkconscious

Adj: Existing only in the state of mind while intoxicated and totally unavailable while sober.

Noun: The mental activities just below the level of the subconcious.

John: "Do you remember mentioning her boobs and dancing on pool tables?"

Jane: "OMG, no! I would never have remembered that when I was sober! Good thing you mentioned it! It was buried in my drunkconscious!"

by B-Randy July 28, 2011

drunkpooning

It's when a female soaks a tampon in alcohol (vodka) and puts it up her vagina.

Apparently young school girls are drunkpooning in school.

by bdjj October 3, 2012