Rectal drought

Like dry heaving throw up but out of your ass. When you have the diarrhea bad and for so long that finally nothing will come out.

I've had the diarrhea so bad for the past two days that I finally have rectal drought.

by StinkyTacoKisses November 16, 2017

drought buster

A person you normally wouldn't have sex with but whom you decide to bang anyway because you haven't had any for too long.

i.e. The person who breaks the dry spell.

"I heard you got busy with Sandra. That girl is suspect. What were you thinking?"
"Yeah, she's not quality. I'm not proud, but what can I say? She was my drought buster."

by Hunger n Phamine May 15, 2008

Facebook drought

When nothing has happened on Facebook since your last login. Facebook drought can make you feel sad, because it makes you realize that you've logged in 5 times within the last 2 hours. This shows that, for the moment, you don't have much of a life at all.

Example #1:

Person 1: Stop bothering me, go away and do something.
Person 2: Sorry...Facebook drought.

Example #2:

Person 1: You're ok? You seem a bit down today?
Person 2: I'm fine...it's just...Facebook drought.
Person 1: Oh...I'm sorry, man. I didn't know...

by Waow Rabalder March 3, 2010

doughed

doughed can mean two things. when someone is high, they look doughed, or say doughed stuff or do doughed things.

when someone does something tripped out, you say "doughed!"

by $ilent602 January 21, 2009

drought

(noun) - going a period of time without something you really want (usu. referring to sexual activity). see also wordslump/word, wordMSB/word

dude, i'm in such a drought i haven't even seen a pair of real titties for 3 months

by shader March 10, 2003

Movie Drought

A period in time in which there are no good movies in the theaters

"Hey, what movie should we see?"

"Oh, I don't know see any I want to go to. We're in a real movie drought."

by bubbley2995 March 24, 2009

Torres drought

1. When a man is not able to score. Named after the famous footballer Fernando Torres during his 24 game scoring drought for Chelsea. Scoring not necessarily only related in football terms but also scoring in terms of getting girls.

2. An expensive acquisition that does not fulfill needs causing a prolonged shortage.

3. A dry tropical area, that looks like shit.

Lad 1: 'Kyle hasn't pulled a bird in months now mate, whats up with him?

Lad 2: 'I don't know mate, he's on a full on Torres drought.'

Lad 1: 'Where'd you get that iPhone from? I thought you had a Blackberry?

Lad 2: 'Yeah I did but it was doing my head in, quite expensive and it was always broken. A torres drought to my mobile needs.

by Abarsh August 5, 2012