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Alabama Drone

4 male relatives hold hands whilst laying face up on the floor. They all simultaneously perform the helicopter. Meanwhile, a female relative points a TV remote at the drone formation and pretends to fly it.
"You heard about the Bradshaws doing the Alabama Drone"
"Yeah thats fucked mate"
by Ketty Fap October 15, 2020
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Don't drone me, bro!

The recent media attention given to remote piloted drones is shedding light on a perfect example of US government getting drunk with power. The powers that be think they have the authority to spy on, and even murder citizens without this thing we have called "DUE PROCESS", under the guise of keeping us safe from terrorism. I personally do not want the skies above filled with weaponized, spying, unmanned aircraft, so my reply is, "DON'T DRONE ME, BRO!"
Guy 1: what the hell happened to your face?

Guy 2: I got stopped at a DHS checkpoint. After refusing to be searched, I was about to get let go and I said, "Don't drone me, bro!". That infuriated the agent, he called his supervisor. Next thing I know, I guess I smarted off too much to them, so they tazed me, pulled me out of the car and beat my ass for quote, threatening behavior, unquote...

Guy 1: did they find your stash?

Guy 2: No they didn't, nor the 2 mexicans i was smuggling into the country in the trunk.

Guy 1: Good, lets roll one....
by Davester75 March 15, 2013
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Mindless Drone

Corporate parasites. Someone who lets the Government and media make their decisions for them. They have no mind of their own.
Tom: Hey, do you like dogs.
Jerry: I read in the paper that they kill people so no.
Tom: You're such a mindless drone.
by Scrubsbuzz January 24, 2012
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Johto Drone

These are people who grew up with the Johto Pokémon games (Gold, Silver, and Crystal) for the Gameboy/Gameboy Color. Similar to a 'Genwunner', they believe that only a set number of Pokémon exist (251 in total), and will disparage any Pokémon fan who like anything related to Pokémon past what Johto introduced, claiming that Pokémon 'died' after that.

Around 2008, these people had a prominent trait similar to a 'Hoenn Baby', in which they believed a remake of Johto would be the second coming. Nowadays, these people flaunt the superiority of their Johto remakes, disparaging anything before, or after them, claiming that they are perfect in every possible way.
Johto Drone: "Hey, what's your favorite Pokémon game?"

Normal Person: "Pokémon Black or Whi-"

Johto Drone: "Black or White? Play a real Pokémon game, like Crystal, or Soul Silver!"

Normal Person: "But.. the new Pokemon are cool..."

Johto Drone: "Anything past Celebi is a Digimon!! I remember when the Pokémon were unique and creative, and not these rehashes!! Johto Pokémon had the last good designs before it all went downhill!!"
by GGGGBabyBabyBaby February 2, 2013
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ATS Drone Strike

The means by which human resources "professionals" anonymously and surgically eliminate candidates from the recruiting process, often while sipping soy lattes and watching BDSM porn in the comfort of their well-appointed offices.

The acronym "ATS" refers, of course, to the multitude of automated "applicant tracking systems" used by many employers to dehumanize the recruiting process and subject applicants to cruel and unusual forms of torture, including having to re-enter their entire resumes in tiny little fields after having uploaded a perfectly acceptable resume document.
Scully: "Hey Mulder, whatever happened with that job you applied for that seemed a perfect match for your awesome skills?"

Mulder: "Thanks for asking Scully, but I was the victim of an ATS Drone Strike."

Scully: "Those bastards!"
by Clark F. Kent September 12, 2018
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Smartphone Drone

People who constantly sulk around with their Phones's in their face 24/7 txting, tweeting, or facebooking their menial lives. Usually bumping into things or other drones or stepping/tripping off curbs without looking. When their battery dies, they put a look on their face like someone just killed their christmas puppy.
Did u hit the button to cross the street?

ughhhhhhhh ummmmmmm yeaaaaaaaa that

Dude, rele, get the F off facebook and look out where ur going

Steps off curb and gets hit by bus.....

Laugh's....One less Smartphone Drone in the world.
by TONY70795492 July 26, 2011
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Prep Drone

The person in the restaurant kitchen that does all the work that the chefs cannot be bothered with. In charge of cutting, slicing, and any other way to prepare the food for the real work. An integral and necessary member of the kitchen, but for the most part ignored.
"Richard? Who's that?"

"Ah no one special, just a prep drone at Stu's."
by Pseudostiff June 30, 2009
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