droffass

Etymology:

Droffass (draw-fuss) is an abbreviation originating from the phrases "drunk off your/my/his/her ass". To be broadly applicable the adjective in the phrase has been removed. Rarely is it written as "dr.offass", but has an increased tendency to be written as such in the wigger population.

definition:

The word generally describes someone so extremely drunk that they can not see straight, stand, speak (say no) or remember what happened the next day. Similar in meaning to wasted, shit faced, and trashed.

1.) "Man, I was so droffass last night I woke up in bed with the bathroom rugs as blankets"

2.) "we gettin' droffass"

3.) "Dude she is soo droffass you might actually have a chance!!!"

4. ) the idiot trying to dance on tables/peel their clothes off after a few drinks is droffass.

by kookat76 January 27, 2011

daffodylle

A name consisting of mixed definitions. There is no exact one, and there is no single explanation to what or how that name stands. The color that would symbolize this name is white, because the one with that name defines the color white as "serene but chaotic". Because she finds peacefulness in messy circumtances, and that's what makes everything elegant.

She's daffodylle, the girl you can't define.

by elly. August 22, 2021

backdoor draft

Backdoor draft – Military term used to describe the current government policy of keeping troops in the military beyond their original enlistment contracts through the utilization of “stop loss orders” (keeping specific shortage job specialties such as military intelligence and aviation in) and “stop movement orders” (locking down entire units so that troops can’t leave the military or rotate out into another unit). Some troops have spent one to two years serving past their enlistment contract or retirement date.

“Man, it sucks to be SGT Johnson.”
“Why’s that?”
“He had a scholarship to UT set up but now the Army’s keeping him in for another year to send him back to Iraqistan.”
“Is he going to loose his scholarship?”
“Probably. Damn backdoor draft.”

by Trav February 10, 2005

ambulance drafting

Directly following an ambulance to or from an emergency in order to take advantage of the parted traffic in order to get ahead of your fellow commuters. Sometimes called ambulance chasing.

Man! Rush hour would've made me late for my job interiew, but fortunately there was a terrible accident. However, thanks to my ambulance drafting skills I was actually early. Too bad family of 5 had to die so I could land a job.

by Tenacious Faulker January 18, 2009

Hot Diggity Daffodil

A commonly used exclamation of excitement by the robot, Bender, in the popular TV show Futurama

- Calculon: Presenting our newest member. *He moves aside to show Bender.*
- *Many robots are cheering.*
- Bender: Hot diggity daffodil!

by Niedrig April 1, 2009

Daffy Duck

Donald Duck's black cousin

While Disney has Donald for their duck character, Warner Bros. decided to make a cousin for him, and thus Daffy Duck was born.

by GunnyMan4 August 4, 2016

Daffaa

He is the most incredible, wonderful, marvellous, spectacular, remarkable, phenomenal, prodigious, miraculous, sublime, breathtaking, dazzling, amazing, stunning, tremendous, extraordinary, unbelievable, staggering, funniest person you will meet. If you happen to meet a person with this name, do not skip the opportunity to fuck him, you won't regret it.

"I fucked Daffaa last night, it was phenomenal, he has a whole elephant trunk down there."
"Daffaa is so hot, I wish he would step on me."

by hasasd November 23, 2021