Hose Dozer

A woman of ill repute that just wrecks a cock, on a regular basis.
Leaves it broken, battered or beleaguered.
Usually involves intoxication.
Can pertain to a novice, or the most professional of professionals!

Form the Latin Hosius Perditor Dosious (Dick Destroyer).

Hey, how was that girl you picked up last night?
Such a Hose Dozer. I may not have sex for a week!

by rad von awesome October 21, 2010

lovey dovey

Kissing, Hugging, and all that gushy stuff people who are in "love" do

Sometimes all that lovey dovey shit sucks

by ac February 13, 2004

On my doley

Ride solo. Do your own shit

Y’all niggas slowin me I’m on my doley

by Niggergang June 17, 2019

Dosey

Dosey is a word to describe someone who is a bit slow in the head and who doesn't know whats going on in life. Dosey people are usually off with the butterflies. A close word to dosey would be "TAPPED" because dosey people always have some "tappedness in a jar" in them.

Imagine you saying something to you friend and them not responding to you. Now that is doseyness!!!

Thomas: Tonkin why are you so tapped today?
Tonkin: "doesn't reply"
Andrew: You're off with the dosey butterflies today Tonkin aren't you!
Tonkin: no u

by TaPpEd ToNkIn November 21, 2018

Gentleman's Dozen

1. Unit of measurement: approximately 2 dozen, or 24.

2. A case of beer, traditionally of mid to high quality beer in glass bottles. A gentleman always brings enough to share, and a case should be enough to get a gentleman's posse buzzed.

1. -How many eggs should I get?

-A gentleman's dozen.

2. Could you pick up a gentleman's dozen for the party tonight?

by ecnirP February 12, 2010

Hookers Dozen

A slut who bangs 13 dudes at once by taking 2 cocks in her pussy, and 2 in her asshole, and one cock in each hand, ear and nostril with the final spunk stick filling her pie hole. She of course receives fair financial compensation for such acts thus making her a hooker.

Linda finally achieved the pinacle of professional success last evening when she completed a hookers dozen for the seventh time in one day thus ensuring that her meth habit would continue unabated. The 91 satisfied men were happy to oblige, and all made appointments for the next morning!

by Hugh G Rexshun July 3, 2012

beggar's dozen

A beggar's dozen is one short of a dozen and two shy of a bakers dozen.
The number 11 (eleven).

That jive talking cat short changed me. I asked and asked all week and he finally agreed to give up a dozen of them things but he only gave me eleven. When I asked him about it he said, "Well that right there is a beggar's dozen my boy. Beggars can't be choosers, don't ya know."

by bjinfo November 8, 2007