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Litos Baker's Dozen

Instead of the regular baker's dozen of 13, this equals 11 based on the rationale that a baker would eat one item from his batch instead of adding an extra one to it.
"When I opened up the box of donuts I thought they forgot to put one in but really they were just giving me an Litos Baker's Dozen. Boy was I pissed!"
by CarLitosA January 9, 2009
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faker's dozen

With eleven points scored in the game, he had a faker's dozen.
by Sidelines February 9, 2010
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tweaker's dozen

A quantity of eleven (11). It comes from the TV show COPS, where the description is a dozen minus the one that the tweaker kept for himself. Usually in reference to ounces of drugs.
The drug dealer showed up with a tweaker's dozen of meth. His behavior made it obvious where the other ounce of meth was.
by Narfmaster July 5, 2008
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Hose Dozer

A woman of ill repute that just wrecks a cock, on a regular basis.
Leaves it broken, battered or beleaguered.
Usually involves intoxication.
Can pertain to a novice, or the most professional of professionals!

Form the Latin Hosius Perditor Dosious (Dick Destroyer).
Hey, how was that girl you picked up last night?
Such a Hose Dozer. I may not have sex for a week!
by rad von awesome October 21, 2010
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dosed out

When someone has taken way too many hits of dose (acid LSD) and has now completely lost touch with reality.

the equivalent of being perma-high or perma-tripping.
that homeless hippy down on pearl st. was completely dosed out. he kept saying something about the sidewalk being lava.
by BRIGHTandSUNNY February 24, 2009
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donederware

When your underware are overused disintegrated and done.
Your rectum is visable....and your balls are hanging out....I think those are donederware.
by Bisba1982 February 17, 2017
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Overdo-si-doed

To have had so many girl scout cookies that one is in need of medical attention.
Don't sell me any more Samoas; this would be the third time time this month I overdo-si-doed.
by BrittleSkittle August 9, 2016
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