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Douchespork

He lied about not having a girlfriend? What a douchespork!
by FrickorFrack April 27, 2009
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douchemoron

Super powered douchebag moron.

Kind of like the superman of douchebags, sprinkled with moronic tendencies.

-term originally coined by vanzack at covers.com (only result in google at the moment).
OK!! He never had a helmet on his head you fucking douchemoron.
by Samus_ January 6, 2009
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Douchito

douche bag -ito latin for small; a young or small douche bag (a kid who acts like a douche)
Those kids riding their bikes in the middle of the street are douchitos
by wawaqueen25 August 18, 2008
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Douchmo

One who is being a homo and a douche.
Look at that guy wearing Uggz. What a douchmo.

Any guy in the Twilight movies is a huge douchmo.
by BigRitch November 2, 2010
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Douchemongery

Quality of someone who displays themself in a manner that would encourage you to junk punch them or pecker slap them. Essentially the person would be behaving in a douchelike manner or acting like a douche thus creating douchemongery.
The man wearing a scarf gave him a significant aura of douchemongery
by Douchebag Identifier November 18, 2010
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Douchemoose

Akin to asshat, fucktard, twit and various other condescending names for someone who behaves badly.

Can also be used as "douchemoosery", such as "He was so full of douchemoosery that we had to go hang somewhere else."
"I thought Susie looked great, but Bob was being a douchemoose and told her she looked awful."

"If you can't say anything nice, don't be a douchemoose. Just don't talk."
by Ladyinsanexox November 6, 2011
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douchesnobbery

Typical inflammatory acts committed by someone who is both a total pile of shit (douche) while at the same time possessing large sums of money, often, but not always, acquired with little or no actual effort on their own part (snob), such as via inheritance or trust fund. Be on the lookout for people exhibiting douchesnobbery. They are often noticeable by the following characteristics:

- disregards most seemingly common courtesies such as waiting one’s turn
- exhibits zero patience
- often overheard saying things like – ‘do you know who I am’ or ‘my dad is…’
- popped collar

- driving a sweet Porsche (which would normally be reserved for someone having their midlife crisis) at a relatively young age
- frequently comments about whatever their current situation is compared to other ‘much better’ experiences that he/she has enjoyed
- just basically looks like they need to be punched in the throat
- generally has their nose slightly pointed upward whilst being an asshole in any capacity
- posts to social media ripping on those less fortunate with extreme vigor and regularity
Our once peaceful little resort town has been overrun by rich tourons and the level of douchesnobbery is off the fucking charts!
by one 'f' Jeph February 27, 2019
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