douchebagonomics

Business conducted by large corporations intent to promote the short term gain of executive management, typically as the expense of subordinate corporate employees, small business, the environment, and long term corporate financial stability.

The douchebagonomics of Walmart crushed Eartle's discount clothing, a cornerstone of local blue-collar fashion for over 40 years.

by Billy Reubens October 15, 2008

Douchebagopolis

It is a place outside of time where one may live or visit that has proven to be the asshole of the world and be populated predominantly with Douchebags--A Cultural Wasteland.

Friend on phone: Hey Bro, I just got back to the States. I should be back in (fill in the blank) in a few hours.

Me: Well good sir, welcome back to Douchebagopolis.

by PhoenixCat February 5, 2012

douchebagmonkeyfucker

used as an insult to call someone use as a com back

he says ur an ass hat (you say) fuck off u douchebagmonkeyfucker (it has to be said like it is one word)

by pooppopo October 20, 2009

douchebagness

denotes the quality or state of being a douchebag.

He has an air of douchebagness about him.

by Sabrianna February 22, 2010

douche wagon

to enter ones penis in to a pumpkin

I put the pumkin in the microwave so when I douche wagoned it it was warm in sticky just like a real goat.

by corey December 21, 2003

Douchebagologist

The career occupation of douchebags united.

Your the most famous Douchebagologist, in the history of douchebagatry.

by Cory G. B April 2, 2008

douchebagnet

A girl who repeatedly allows douchebags into her life.

"Ick. Holly sure picked another winner."
"Yep. She's a real douchebagnet."

by llbean27 January 9, 2010