Doucher

When calling someone a douche or even a douche bag won't suffice. A doucher is a further insult since that person is not simply the douche or the douche bag but the one who douches.

Yeah, that guy's a total doucher.

by kiwi-man August 18, 2009

douchey proof

A place, preferable a bar or club, where you can find a very small or non-existent amount of douche bags.

Person 1:
How is that bar across the street from you?

Person 2:
It's actually really cool. It's totally douchey proof.

by everlost84 August 7, 2010

douchercism

A ceremony, akin to an exorcism, that removes the "douche" from a douche bag.

God, she has terrible taste in men, did you see her new boyfriend? He totally needs a douchercism.

by emotional crack August 22, 2009

Douchergheist

(Noun) A spirit that embodies pure douche like behavior that can possess one or more people in an administrative setting.

"Gayrod used to be cool but he got possessed by the douchergheist and now is a complete tool."

by SaxeGotha June 26, 2014

Douchey McDouchebag

He/she whose actions give off the true essence of being a huge douchebag.

Hey! Look at this, Douchey McDouchebag didn't use his fucking turn signal. What a shock!

by KristynC July 31, 2008

douchey mcdouche

Someone who redefines douchebag..someone who is beyond completly retarded. The guy no one wants to be. Usually used when the person does something really, really stupid.

Douchey McDouche "Oh shit..shit..fuck fuck fuck!!!"

Bob "Shit!! WTF Happened in here?!?!"

Douchey McDouche "I stuck my hand in this grinder...and it tore off my fingers!!!"

Bob "Hmmm...Good job Douchey McDouche..."

by King Awesome the Greatest January 20, 2009

doucherie

act committed by a douche bag

did you see that guy just cut me off?!

yea, he committed a doucherie

by sunshine2010 February 4, 2010