douchery

to engage in the actions of a douche (douche bag)

I cannot abide Dan's douchery.

by Jonnyguano September 13, 2005

Douchery

The horrendous acts of unadulterated stupidity perpetrated by baldwin, don and all known associates.

Since Baldwin arrived, the office has been flooded with douchery.

by hamburger2 August 24, 2011

douchemart

Douchemart is a slang name for any number of stores where douchebags who think that they're too good for Wal-Mart would shop. Ex. Target, Old Navy, Abercrombie, Banana Republic

They didn't have the jeans I wanted at Wally World so I had to go to Douchemart to get them.

by Magikchef01 October 9, 2013

Douchecarrot

A guy from the shore area of New Jersey with an orange tan and green hair.

Guy 1: Who's that?
Guy 2: Oh, that's just the resident douchebag.
Guy 1: You mean douchecarrot?
Douchecarrot: Bitch, I get so much pussy you have a small dick!
Guy 1: Yeah, I'm pretty sure girls masturbate with you all the time, Mr. Carrot.

by EggtasticTaco June 16, 2011

douchetarian

Your classic mega douche who refuses perfectly good food on account of class 1 assholery. A douchetarian will find any way they possibly can to be a douche in any and all circumstances adhering to the principles of douchetarinitism.

Fuck that douchetarian. Let's troll him.

by Troll Master General November 16, 2011

doucherama

A party or any other event consisting mostly of douchebags and their female counterparts (douchettes).

Everyone is full of himself at this party. This is a total doucherama.

by decomposer917 June 4, 2015

Douchedar

Noun
/do͞oSHdär/
The uncanny ability to sense a person's douchebaggery, usually upon sight, but sometimes it is not triggered until said douchebag opens their mouth.

My douchedar went off as soon as he walked into the room with his salmon shorts and aviators and introduced himself as Chad.

The guy next to you at the music festival: "This DJ's sick. That top is sick. My hat is sick. SQUAD" major douchedar alert.

by TsukinoUsagi20 March 6, 2017