Any one of the iconio popular T-shirts made famous by celebrities stupid enough to spend $300.00 on a silk screened t-shirt normal people buy at Target for 9.99.
Often you will find Douchebags wearing these, whether they are famous, or just think they are. Affliction, Don Ed Hardy, Tapout, or any other t-shirt with tattoos and tribal shit on it
Often you will find Douchebags wearing these, whether they are famous, or just think they are. Affliction, Don Ed Hardy, Tapout, or any other t-shirt with tattoos and tribal shit on it
Ed: That Ashton Kutcher looks cool in that Affliction T-shirt, I'm gonna buy one too so I'll be cool like him
Mike: Dude, you'll be flying a major Douchecape then.
Mike: Dude, you'll be flying a major Douchecape then.
by ManicMike March 27, 2009
Get the Douchecape mug.1.You look at someone for the first time and know, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that guy is a huge douche bag.
2. When you look at someone and know that they are planning an act of pure unadulterated douchery.
3. A person who is constantly being a douche, will undoubtedly wear this expression. Similar to bitchface.
2. When you look at someone and know that they are planning an act of pure unadulterated douchery.
3. A person who is constantly being a douche, will undoubtedly wear this expression. Similar to bitchface.
Who the fuck is that guy? He has a major case of doucheface.
With a doucheface like that, how the fuck did Matthew McConaughey ever become famous?
With a doucheface like that, how the fuck did Matthew McConaughey ever become famous?
by evilspyguy July 20, 2012
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(do-sh-bag-eht) A gender specific tittle for the female douchbeag. Insult used to describe a female doucher.
by sueme17 March 29, 2011
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The art, practice, or skill of being a douchebag.
Misrepresenting your relationship status in order to hook up.
Belittling others in order to make yourself look better.
Showing a total disrespect for other people's feelings or societal norms.
The act of putting on a flase persona in order to impress a girl.
-See also guidos and meatheads
The art, practice, or skill of being a douchebag.
Misrepresenting your relationship status in order to hook up.
Belittling others in order to make yourself look better.
Showing a total disrespect for other people's feelings or societal norms.
The act of putting on a flase persona in order to impress a girl.
-See also guidos and meatheads
by Matty_O February 4, 2010
Get the Douchebagery mug.n. Literally, the hollow, slender tube of a douche that is partially inserted into a woman's vagina while douching.
In the modern vernacular, a derogatory term descriptive of a disagreeable person whose personality is such that to tie it with the related epithet douchebag is not sufficiently insulting or abraisive.
In the modern vernacular, a derogatory term descriptive of a disagreeable person whose personality is such that to tie it with the related epithet douchebag is not sufficiently insulting or abraisive.
Gary didn't fill up the gas tank when he returned my car. Not only that, but he took my spare tire! That douchepipe is crazy if he thinks he can borrow my ride again!
by Kevin Howlett January 24, 2004
Get the douchepipe mug.Doucheperger syndrome is distinguished by a pattern of symptoms rather than a single symptom. It is characterized by qualitative impairment in social interaction, by stereotyped and patterns of activities and interests. Intense preoccupation with one's own interests, one-sided verbosity, intense fascination with the smell of one's own farts, and generally being a complete douchebag are typical of the condition, but are not required for diagnosis.
There is no single treatment for Doucheperger syndrome, and the effectiveness of particular interventions is supported by only limited data. Intervention is generally not encouraged. Find some better friends.
There is no single treatment for Doucheperger syndrome, and the effectiveness of particular interventions is supported by only limited data. Intervention is generally not encouraged. Find some better friends.
by captaincursor February 9, 2008
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