Douchesuitcase

Noun derogatory informal
Noun: douchesuitcase

an obnoxious and contemptible person (typically used when talking to a truly insufferable person)

"You're not a douchebag, you are a fully packed douchesuitcase, and you need to be better."

by AbbeyCheesecake October 21, 2021

Douchebumps

Douchebumps: when you are near or have an interaction with a douchey person. You get douchebumps.

Whenever my boss starts talking in a meeting I get douchebumps.

by Shanon Jo April 28, 2023