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Doucheapotamus

One who acts like he/she has more authority than has been bestowed to him/her. Often characterized as being loudmouthed, obnoxious, and having no friends. A compound of douchebag and hippopotamus.
Jimmy, you're such a doucheapotamus. No one likes you, go away.
by fightclubRAP April 30, 2010
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douchecanoe

it’s where someone is being an asshole and it’s a nice way to say to build a boat cry me a river and float the fuck away or a nice of way of saying to build a bridge and get over it.
“omg he’s such a douchecanoe for cheating on you
by bischtiddies February 23, 2019
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douchebagonomics

Business conducted by large corporations intent to promote the short term gain of executive management, typically as the expense of subordinate corporate employees, small business, the environment, and long term corporate financial stability.
The douchebagonomics of Walmart crushed Eartle's discount clothing, a cornerstone of local blue-collar fashion for over 40 years.
by Billy Reubens October 15, 2008
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Douchebadgery

n., the sense of entitlement displayed by hordes of blowhard tourists sporting badges (vs. just wristbands or single event tickets) during the South by Southwest music/film/interactive festival (SXSW) in Austin, TX each March.
(says a local): "I have no intention of going downtown tonight and subjecting myself to all that douchebadgery."
by Debmocracy March 12, 2010
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Douchebagdom

A distinctive and complex set of symptoms indicating the existence of a douchbag
look at that dude, from the pink shirt and the popped collar.. The Douchebagdom is just dripping off him!
by Douchebagdom March 22, 2011
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Douchebagopolis

It is a place outside of time where one may live or visit that has proven to be the asshole of the world and be populated predominantly with Douchebags--A Cultural Wasteland.
Friend on phone: Hey Bro, I just got back to the States. I should be back in (fill in the blank) in a few hours.

Me: Well good sir, welcome back to Douchebagopolis.
by PhoenixCat February 5, 2012
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ass douchecanoe

by MMB is amazing like Tribs December 24, 2010
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