duchebrew

A man of the Jewish persuasion that also happens to be a douchebag.

The rabbi that kept making stupid Pollack jokes in front of his congregation was a total duchebrew.

by enderkcmo December 10, 2008

doucheclown

As the balloon clown creates balloon animals, the doucheclown creates animals by blowing up and knotting douchebags.

Hey Jimmy, quit being such a doucheclown!

by jmurdoch October 22, 2007

Douchecruise

a person that exceeds the boundaries of a duochecanoe,
or all members of the United States Navy that wear khaki uniforms.

"My boss is a raging Douchecruise!!!"

by Chode McGee May 26, 2007

DoucheCraker

It Means A While Male/Female That is acting Like a Complete Douchbag!

"Man You're a DoucheCraker"
"Stop Acting Like a DucheCraker!"

by DoucheCraker March 28, 2009

Douchecrate

A Douchecrate is someone whom are bags and bags of douche's in one big mass, hence, a douchecrate.

For example;
visual kei kaoru: he's a douche, she's a douche, jack's a douche
visual kei kaoru: it sounds fine to me
visual kei kaoru: hahah
Lunatic: all of that combined=a douchecrate

by Chieko Feat. Systom May 3, 2008

Doucherelli

Douche of Italian origin, generally traveling in packs, telltale signs include shiny shirts, unabrows, excessive Pellegrino consumption, and still thinks the Fonz is the coolest impression. Yelling incoherent strings of Italian words learned from Sopranos or Godfellas are common.

The Doucherelli had bladder pains from too much Pellegrino and screamed "ah morone fugazi!"

by vingratis March 25, 2009