douche baguette
douche baguette by TGNpancake June 2, 2009
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Douchebagette
Some nosy girl who always thinks you're trying to impress someone while wearing something nice.
The reason why I have this weird pattern of dressing up one day and dressing like a trash can the next to prove that I'm not trying to impress anyone.
The reason why I have this weird pattern of dressing up one day and dressing like a trash can the next to prove that I'm not trying to impress anyone.
Emily: "Sir, why are you wearing a tie???"
Mr. Meister: "For parent teacher interviews."
Emily: "Who are you trying to impress????"
Mr. Meister: "Definatley not your mother. In fact, I think I'm gonna tell her about how you can't stop being a Douchebagette to your peers and even your own teacher."
Mr. Meister: "For parent teacher interviews."
Emily: "Who are you trying to impress????"
Mr. Meister: "Definatley not your mother. In fact, I think I'm gonna tell her about how you can't stop being a Douchebagette to your peers and even your own teacher."
Douchebagette by Your huge ass mother April 24, 2015
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douchebagguette by lego3673 September 15, 2017
Douche Baguette
Friend 1: "Jesus, I wish that kid would sit down and shut the fuck up so that we can enjoy our brunch."
Friend 2: "Yeah, his mother is on her phone just ignoring him."
Friend 1: "What a little douche baguette!"
Friend 2: "Excuse me!? Do you have any Grey Poupon??"
Friend 2: "Yeah, his mother is on her phone just ignoring him."
Friend 1: "What a little douche baguette!"
Friend 2: "Excuse me!? Do you have any Grey Poupon??"
Douche Baguette by warmbrother June 1, 2018
douchefagette
derives from the traditional douchebag however it slowly evolved into douchefag which is someone who will never fit into society, they are immensly ugly and unfortunately will most probably end up repopulating with other uglies.
traits usually involve ugly girlfriends and alien babies. Douchefag then expands to include female versions i.e douchefagette. They are similar to douchfags with respect to ugliness however they are unusually clingy. no matter how hard to try to get rid of them they keep sitting with you. Their traits are unusual behaviour of mothers and obsessions with boys they will never get.
can be used as a descriptive word or also as a secret code name.
traits usually involve ugly girlfriends and alien babies. Douchefag then expands to include female versions i.e douchefagette. They are similar to douchfags with respect to ugliness however they are unusually clingy. no matter how hard to try to get rid of them they keep sitting with you. Their traits are unusual behaviour of mothers and obsessions with boys they will never get.
can be used as a descriptive word or also as a secret code name.
oi look at what douchefagette is wearing to the deb. what a fucking weirdo i bet her mum bought it for her to impress that guy she will never get.
douchefagette by youwillneverbe.stall.worthy June 7, 2009