Douchebagaknight

A person who serves and protects the douchebaganism faith/religion.

I crown your sir. Douchebagaknight. Lead the douchebags to victory.

by Cory G. B April 2, 2008

Douchebaganism

The faith/religion of universal douchebagaknights. They all run the douchebagathon. They all study douchebagology.

Since you are a certified douchebag; You should practice Douchebaganism.

by Cory G. B April 2, 2008

douchebagitis

Having a condition (particularly females), where you are constantly attracted to men who are douchebags (i.e - they treat you like crap, take longer to get ready than you do, cheat on you).

See I have this problem.. its called douchebagitis- I always going for douchebags and then ending up in an epic fail.

by camann November 12, 2009

Douchebaggage

A wordplay on combining "douchebag" and "baggage" — Defined as an unfavorable reputation associated with an item or activity because of the people who most often seem to posses said item or participate in said activity. The item or activity itself bears no responsibility for this reputation, but rather the people — i/e douchebags — make that item or activity undesirable to regular people because of the perceived douchebag affinity for it.

"I really like white sunglasses, but I'd never wear them. They've got too much douchebaggage."

by thewizzard24 August 7, 2009

Douchebagitis

A curious condition that affects many over the world. Tends to affect people with more money, the arrogant and idiots.

Symptoms may include: popped collar, expensive clothes, unneccessary accessories, aura of arrogance.
Also known as being a douchebag.

John: Wow its midnight and he's wearing D&G glasses with a popped Lacross collar.
Paul: He must have a severe case of douchebagitis.

by twofacediav June 21, 2009

douchebagito

A son (or daughter: douchebagita) of a douchebag or douchebaguette. A kid you is a clearly on their way of becoming just like their douchebag parents...

Lil Johnny is exactly like his father. What a Douchebagito!!!

Karen's daughter just hung up on me. What a little douchebagita!

by ziggyzigman May 18, 2009

douchebagify

to modify your appearance and/or possessions so it is apparent that you are a douche bag

that Volkswagen with the ugly ass body-kit is very douchebagified (past tense of douchebagify)

by pseudonympseudonymmmm7mmmmm7 May 18, 2011