Douchetotale

Pronounced - doosh-toe-tal

- Used to describe someone who is a total dick...zero redeeming qualities, useless human being who has no idea how much of a prick they actually are.

- This person will actually believe they are charming, however the rest of the world looks at them with disdain.

- Unworthy

That prick interrupted Taylor Swift's acceptance speech to spout some bullshit!!! What a douchetotale!!

by nickyn74 July 26, 2011

Doucheitize

When people dig themselves a hole by being an epic douche.

Don't doucheitize yourself. Just stop talking, your making me like you even less every time you speak.

by T.J. Dubz September 11, 2011

Douchette

A feminine term for 'douche': A woman/girl who's annoying to you so much.

Adam: Sunny, stop being such a douchette, and get a life.
Sunny: Um, I wouldn't be talking, 'cause you got shit in your pants.
Adam: What?? *looks down pants with brown spot* Well, this is embarrassing....

by aversatilefella September 3, 2013

Douchette

Orgin of the word douche. Untrusting - character flawed - self centered - insecure woman, whom deflects inadequacy onto others.

Wearing high heels, mini skirt, and Cleveage exposed during my grand mother’s 79 th birthday was a DOUCHETTE move to attract attention by your Girl Friend.

by Kingk530 June 2, 2018

Douchekit

Much worse than a standard douchebag, this is the whole kit. Equivalent to Fucker or Shithead.

A discrete reference may be made to said 'douchekit' by saying "he's Summer's Eve".

In a sentence "Boy, Daniel sure is a Douchekit" "I know, he's such a Summer's Eve".

by casual_observer September 27, 2007

Douchette

A gril version of a douchebag, know to show off about their money and are hoplessly stupid when it comes to the easiest stuff, no to mention, they tan, drink too much, and get beat up later.

Girls like Snooki, or the women from the stupid wives tv shows that act like douchettes

by MoronMan22 June 27, 2011

Doucheitis

Doucheitis is a disease carried by people commonly referred to as douche bags.

Did you see what DB just did Amanda? Yeah, he's suffers from doucheitis.

by Jesse king of doucheland June 20, 2009