Dometrim

1: A haircut
2: The the act or process of cutting and shaping the hair

Andrew: "Man my hair is getting a little long."
Jesse: "You need to get a dometrim my man."
Andrew: "Lets go to the barber."

by JRocpile January 15, 2009

Dorset

/'də sɛt/

1. The poor man's Devon.

2. England's taint.

3. A county of south-central England; county town, Dorchester.

Traveller: Excuse me, which way to Dorset?

Local: Back the way you came, stranger.

by Roman Showers June 26, 2018

dormstering

Claiming discarded but usable items left behind by college students at the end of the semester.

I went dormstering on main campus last night and found three boxes of tea and five textbooks!

by frozenskye May 5, 2009

Dormering

Dormering is the process of bringing a lover to a bedroom or any room in-fact where you have a dormer window with a view. This is not to be mistaken with veluxing which is not to be advised.

By showing you lover the view through the dormer window you can proceed to sex her, taking her by surprise.

I had a well good dormering last-night. Took this girl up to my top floor flat and showed her the view, she was gushing all night!

by Dormer McDormerson August 10, 2012

dorsett

A baldy midget dictator with a small cock

Sir, you believe you know it all when really you are something of a Dorsett

by Chunky February 17, 2005

dorsett

verb. To dorsett is to have sex with another man, not because you're gay, but because you feel the need to establish your dominant role as the alpha male.

Mike passed out after only five Nattys; I dorsetted his bitch ass so hard.

by allthecoolpseudonymsaretaken September 23, 2011

dorset cereal

The ultimate laxative of all cereals, even more so than weetabix
Results in a turd reminiscent of a never ending chocolate fountain

*knocks on bathroom door*
Colin: what's taking you so long?

Gareth: sorry, i had too much dorset cereal for breakfast yesterday and im like a chocolate fountain!

Colin: You fool

by Roger That Dog April 13, 2008