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dormet` cooking 

Dorm food, food commonly found in the dorms. Is usually cheap, nasty, and lacking in all essential vitamins/protien/carbohydrates/goodness. Only edible by the standards of poverty and being a college student. Also see ramen.
Dude, the ramen cup say "to cook" and "serve" on it, who the fuck is cooking and serving dormet` cooking?

On moving in day, I saw a kid with a whole dolly full of cup o' noodles cases, talk about your dormet` cooking.

When I went to visit my cousin at Cal Poly last year, he and his roomie nav wouldn't buy cheese for pizza. They just baked a pack of tortillas and ketchup. Dormet` cooking! Nasty!

Maybe if they didn't spend so much money on their huge glass bong and porn they could afford some real munchies instead of all that dormet` cooking.
dormet` cooking by caligirl5422 October 24, 2008
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Dormitive 

It’s an adjective and it means having the effect of inducing sleep and can be applied to a number of different things, certain lessons, lectures, speakers, conversations, subjects, books, you get the idea. Anything that can cause you to fall asleep is dormitive, some things are so dormitive that you start losing the will to live, yes I know, we’ve all been there.
Malcolm started telling me about his weekend, so dormitive Jenny had to wake me.
Dormitive by AKACroatalin December 28, 2016

dormitat 

1. When a dorm room becomes so humid, hot, messy, and odorous that it is impossible to tell if it's a dormitory or a conservatory, as if an animal was living there.

2. When a person becomes so introverted and attached to their dorm, they are rarely seen outside their natural dormitat.
1. Stephanie let her dorm get so messy through semester 1, it became her natural dormitat, complete with moss, fungus, and her offspring.

2. Herbert was so into his studies, he was nicknamed Panda because he was never seen outside his bamboo-decorated dormitat.
dormitat by OMGWTFBBQ22 April 9, 2009
domet is the paraphilia of being sexually attracted primarily or exclusively to prepubescent or peripubescent children. A person with this attraction is called a domet or dometile.
The term domet eroticism was coined in 2002 by the a promiscuous young man by the name of Dr. M. WOERP in his writing the curiousity behind sexual tendancies towards children. He gave the following characteristics:

* the sexual interest is toward children, either prepubescent or at the beginning of puberty
* the sexual interest is the primary one, that is, exclusively or mainly toward children
* the sexual interest remains permanent after engaging in the act

The dometile activism movement, referred to by some supporters as the Dr boylove movement, is a social movement that encompasses a wide variety of views, but generally advocates one or more of the following: social acceptance of adults' romantic or sexual attraction to children; social acceptance of adults' sexual activity with children; and changes in institutions of concern to pedophiles, such as changing age-of-consent laws and mental illness classifications. The movement is extremely unpopular and has made little progress toward these goals. The most high profile pedophile activism group is DOMELA. DOMELA advocates the legalization of sexual relationships between men and boys.
A domet was reported around the area... be very careful, he may want your children

You have been legally registered a domet in the court of law

Because you are a domet you are restricted from entering public parks, schools, recreation centres, baby creches, etc.

Common uses to offend domets: you are acting the domet(looking at children)
hey domet(calling someone a domet is very offensive)
looks like you are hyper dometing(public masturbating with a child)

Common phrases used by domets: dometing(to get aroused in public by children)
hey lets get naked and save those children(I'm going to get out my penis and start dometing children)
cats land on their feet(I had intercourse with a child and feel like a true domet)
I know whales mate through their blow holes(suggeting sexual activities about children)
This is a spin city(lots of children around)
I've got 6 DVDs for you(domet trying to sell child porn DVDs)
Lets go K-Rustle them(sadistic torture for children)
domet by chris chaivoksy December 14, 2008

Douche Dormer 

When you meet someone who is normal but goes from 0 to 100 on the douchebaggery scale when hanging out with another douche. Their douchiness is added on to an existing douche structure creating a whole new level of douchiness.
"Ted was fine until that douche yacht Tim came along, now Ted is just a douche dormer."
Douche Dormer by Dillbox August 3, 2016
domet is the paraphilia of being sexually attracted primarily or exclusively to prepubescent or peripubescent children. A person with this attraction is called a domet or dometile.
The term domet eroticism was coined in 2002 by the a promiscuous young man by the name of Dr. M. WOERP in his writing the curiousity behind sexual tendancies towards children. He gave the following characteristics:

* the sexual interest is toward children, either prepubescent or at the beginning of puberty
* the sexual interest is the primary one, that is, exclusively or mainly toward children
* the sexual interest remains permanent after engaging in the act

The dometile activism movement, referred to by some supporters as the Dr boylove movement, is a social movement that encompasses a wide variety of views, but generally advocates one or more of the following: social acceptance of adults' romantic or sexual attraction to children; social acceptance of adults' sexual activity with children; and changes in institutions of concern to pedophiles, such as changing age-of-consent laws and mental illness classifications. The movement is extremely unpopular and has made little progress toward these goals. The most high profile pedophile activism group is DOMELA. DOMELA advocates the legalization of sexual relationships between men and boys.
A domet was reported around the area... be very careful, he may want your children

You have been legally registered a domet in the court of law

Because you are a domet you are restricted from entering public parks, schools, recreation centres, baby creches, etc.

Common uses to offend domets: you are acting the domet(looking at children)
hey domet(calling someone a domet is very offensive)
looks like you are hyper dometing(public masturbating with a child)

Common phrases used by domets: dometing(to get aroused in public by children)
hey lets get naked and save those children(I'm going to get out my penis and start dometing children)
cats land on their feet(I had intercourse with a child and feel like a true domet)
I know whales mate through their blow holes(suggeting sexual activities about children)
This is a spin city(lots of children around)
I've got 6 DVDs for you(domet trying to sell child porn DVDs)
Lets go K-Rustle them(sadistic torture for children)
Common uses to offend domets: you are acting the domet(looking at children)
hey domet(calling someone a domet is very offensive)
looks like you are hyper dometing(public masturbating with a child)

Common phrases used by domets: dometing(to get aroused in public by children)
hey lets get naked and save those children(I'm going to get out my penis and start dometing children)
cats land on their feet(I had intercourse with a child and feel like a true domet)
I know whales mate through their blow holes(suggeting sexual activities about children)
This is a spin city(lots of children around)
I've got 6 DVDs for you(domet trying to sell child porn DVDs)
Lets go K-Rustle them(sadistic torture for children)
domet by chris chaivoksy March 3, 2007
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