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dormet` cooking 

Dorm food, food commonly found in the dorms. Is usually cheap, nasty, and lacking in all essential vitamins/protien/carbohydrates/goodness. Only edible by the standards of poverty and being a college student. Also see ramen.
Dude, the ramen cup say "to cook" and "serve" on it, who the fuck is cooking and serving dormet` cooking?

On moving in day, I saw a kid with a whole dolly full of cup o' noodles cases, talk about your dormet` cooking.

When I went to visit my cousin at Cal Poly last year, he and his roomie nav wouldn't buy cheese for pizza. They just baked a pack of tortillas and ketchup. Dormet` cooking! Nasty!

Maybe if they didn't spend so much money on their huge glass bong and porn they could afford some real munchies instead of all that dormet` cooking.
dormet` cooking by caligirl5422 October 24, 2008
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Dormitive 

It’s an adjective and it means having the effect of inducing sleep and can be applied to a number of different things, certain lessons, lectures, speakers, conversations, subjects, books, you get the idea. Anything that can cause you to fall asleep is dormitive, some things are so dormitive that you start losing the will to live, yes I know, we’ve all been there.
Malcolm started telling me about his weekend, so dormitive Jenny had to wake me.
Dormitive by AKACroatalin December 28, 2016

dormitat 

1. When a dorm room becomes so humid, hot, messy, and odorous that it is impossible to tell if it's a dormitory or a conservatory, as if an animal was living there.

2. When a person becomes so introverted and attached to their dorm, they are rarely seen outside their natural dormitat.
1. Stephanie let her dorm get so messy through semester 1, it became her natural dormitat, complete with moss, fungus, and her offspring.

2. Herbert was so into his studies, he was nicknamed Panda because he was never seen outside his bamboo-decorated dormitat.
dormitat by OMGWTFBBQ22 April 9, 2009
domet is the paraphilia of being sexually attracted primarily or exclusively to prepubescent or peripubescent children. A person with this attraction is called a domet or dometile.
The term domet eroticism was coined in 2002 by the a promiscuous young man by the name of Dr. M. WOERP in his writing the curiousity behind sexual tendancies towards children. He gave the following characteristics:

* the sexual interest is toward children, either prepubescent or at the beginning of puberty
* the sexual interest is the primary one, that is, exclusively or mainly toward children
* the sexual interest remains permanent after engaging in the act

The dometile activism movement, referred to by some supporters as the Dr boylove movement, is a social movement that encompasses a wide variety of views, but generally advocates one or more of the following: social acceptance of adults' romantic or sexual attraction to children; social acceptance of adults' sexual activity with children; and changes in institutions of concern to pedophiles, such as changing age-of-consent laws and mental illness classifications. The movement is extremely unpopular and has made little progress toward these goals. The most high profile pedophile activism group is DOMELA. DOMELA advocates the legalization of sexual relationships between men and boys.
A domet was reported around the area... be very careful, he may want your children

You have been legally registered a domet in the court of law

Because you are a domet you are restricted from entering public parks, schools, recreation centres, baby creches, etc.

Common uses to offend domets: you are acting the domet(looking at children)
hey domet(calling someone a domet is very offensive)
looks like you are hyper dometing(public masturbating with a child)

Common phrases used by domets: dometing(to get aroused in public by children)
hey lets get naked and save those children(I'm going to get out my penis and start dometing children)
cats land on their feet(I had intercourse with a child and feel like a true domet)
I know whales mate through their blow holes(suggeting sexual activities about children)
This is a spin city(lots of children around)
I've got 6 DVDs for you(domet trying to sell child porn DVDs)
Lets go K-Rustle them(sadistic torture for children)
domet by chris chaivoksy December 14, 2008

Douche Dormer 

When you meet someone who is normal but goes from 0 to 100 on the douchebaggery scale when hanging out with another douche. Their douchiness is added on to an existing douche structure creating a whole new level of douchiness.
"Ted was fine until that douche yacht Tim came along, now Ted is just a douche dormer."
Douche Dormer by Dillbox August 3, 2016
domet is the paraphilia of being sexually attracted primarily or exclusively to prepubescent or peripubescent children. A person with this attraction is called a domet or dometile.
The term domet eroticism was coined in 2002 by the a promiscuous young man by the name of Dr. M. WOERP in his writing the curiousity behind sexual tendancies towards children. He gave the following characteristics:

* the sexual interest is toward children, either prepubescent or at the beginning of puberty
* the sexual interest is the primary one, that is, exclusively or mainly toward children
* the sexual interest remains permanent after engaging in the act

The dometile activism movement, referred to by some supporters as the Dr boylove movement, is a social movement that encompasses a wide variety of views, but generally advocates one or more of the following: social acceptance of adults' romantic or sexual attraction to children; social acceptance of adults' sexual activity with children; and changes in institutions of concern to pedophiles, such as changing age-of-consent laws and mental illness classifications. The movement is extremely unpopular and has made little progress toward these goals. The most high profile pedophile activism group is DOMELA. DOMELA advocates the legalization of sexual relationships between men and boys.
A domet was reported around the area... be very careful, he may want your children

You have been legally registered a domet in the court of law

Because you are a domet you are restricted from entering public parks, schools, recreation centres, baby creches, etc.

Common uses to offend domets: you are acting the domet(looking at children)
hey domet(calling someone a domet is very offensive)
looks like you are hyper dometing(public masturbating with a child)

Common phrases used by domets: dometing(to get aroused in public by children)
hey lets get naked and save those children(I'm going to get out my penis and start dometing children)
cats land on their feet(I had intercourse with a child and feel like a true domet)
I know whales mate through their blow holes(suggeting sexual activities about children)
This is a spin city(lots of children around)
I've got 6 DVDs for you(domet trying to sell child porn DVDs)
Lets go K-Rustle them(sadistic torture for children)
Common uses to offend domets: you are acting the domet(looking at children)
hey domet(calling someone a domet is very offensive)
looks like you are hyper dometing(public masturbating with a child)

Common phrases used by domets: dometing(to get aroused in public by children)
hey lets get naked and save those children(I'm going to get out my penis and start dometing children)
cats land on their feet(I had intercourse with a child and feel like a true domet)
I know whales mate through their blow holes(suggeting sexual activities about children)
This is a spin city(lots of children around)
I've got 6 DVDs for you(domet trying to sell child porn DVDs)
Lets go K-Rustle them(sadistic torture for children)
domet by chris chaivoksy March 3, 2007
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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