California Doorknob

when youre fucking a girl, preferably standing, and you spin her.
this works best with more than 5 spins.

"Yo, Lisa bumped her head when Mikey tried the California Doorknob. He needs more upper body strength."

by nickopatamus October 16, 2008

doorknob

A complete idiot who doesn't have a clue about anything.

A: that new song by greenday is awesome!
D: whats greenday
A: you're such a doorknob sometimes

by superwomin August 25, 2005

doorknob

This is what you say when someone else farts and you notice it before they say saftey ,you say doorknob. You can punch them until they toucha doorknob.

AHHH! Doorknob!

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

dorkmobile

A vehicle appealing to the green or geek communities offering fuel economy in a compact body design. The design exhibits awkward lines lacking in aesthetic appeal.
Implicitly driven by dorks.

Look at that Prius, what a dorkmobile!

by Dick Dixon June 16, 2005

doorknobsexual

someone who identifies as and has a attraction to doorknobs

pronouns: pie and zie

Guy 1: that doorknob is so juicy and hot, i love its curve
Guy 2: dude your doorknobsexual!

by The doorknob July 12, 2018

Village Doorknob

A person, Preferably a girl, who gets around more then a New York prostitute. They generally go from person to person to get a "taste" of everyone. Everyone gets a turn, no one gets satisfied.

Boyfreind "My girl keeps dancing with those three guys"
Guy 1 "I know dude she is such a village Doorknob"

by IanMFarewell April 2, 2009

swedish doorknob

When a man takes his flaccid penis and puts it a gagged earlobe, (male or female) and uses it as a makeshift cock ring. Then, when about to climax, place the tip into the middle of the clavicle. The spunk then drizzles down off the clavicle and on to the chest; leaving the nipples to look like a decoratively painted doorknob.

When I was with Skater Sam, we went back to my place and I gave em a Swedish doorknob. The design that came out was funky as fuck.

by Demon fist January 17, 2017