Dorking-Off

The act of refusing to go out with friends in order to play a game you've developed a child-like fascination with.

These games include::

World of Warcraft
Any Anime/Ninja Game
Guitar Hero
Rockband
Halo
Call of Duty

Example.

guy #1="hey is chris gonna come with us?"

guy #2="Nah he said he was gonna stay home and level up his level 8 death knight."

guy #1="What a douche! We're out here chasing tail and hes on his couch in his spongebob boxers dorking-off with a headset on!"

by LorenaBobbitImaCutYaDickOff September 5, 2009

Phone Dorking

Phone dorking is the time spent exploring ones cell phone extensively without purpose.

Every extra moment you get, you find yourself...not texting, not calling someone, but simply surfing the web, changing settings, adding ringtones. This can usually consume several hours of ones day and does not seem to have an end point, you too may be phone dorking. Your phone dorking may be nearing obsession if you also find loss of time, and the inability to hear others around you.

by EMPOWR February 4, 2010

Dorifingers

n - A spin on the word, DoriTOES which is used to explain the cheese that is left on your hands from eating Doritos.

Girl 1: yummm these Doritos are good.
Guy 2: You should wash your hands or lick the cheese off because you've got a case of Dorifingers.

by Gorillafaceoff May 29, 2011

dorking

just hanging out,not really doing anything,zoning

i had the day off so i wasjust dorking

by mokus July 27, 2003

dorkinitis

Having a extremely dorky traits from birth.

"Why is Chelsea like that?"
"Oh She has dorkinitis"

by TheExpert2166 April 5, 2010

dorkfish

1) a fish who likes corndogs 2) a lazy individual who sleeps through bbqs

blake barrett is a dorkfish

by Tara January 23, 2005

dink dorking

The act of being busy doing nothing in particular.

I found Nick dink dorking with the lawn in the backyard.

by jLOUD July 20, 2006