douchenugget

The left over substances left over from sex that could later turn out to be a person later in life.

you my friend are a douchenugget.

by Bealzy October 10, 2014

Douchenanigans

Acts of which are supremely douchey in nature. Performed by some people, they may be witty and ironic. Performed by the wrong kind of people, however, they become dangerous and douchy. These may include:

-Being in a Frat
-Wearing Ed Hardy
-Riding a scooter
-Gelling your hair
-Aviators+sunglass strap
-Neon colors

"Bro, let's go get some 'stones and get tanked and steal a couch from our neighbors place bro!"

^^Major douchenanigans.

Also see: Tomdouchery

by FTAggie November 17, 2009

Douchenuke

Someone who is so douchey, they destroy all signs of non-douche, and their being there radiates doucheness for hours, sometimes weeks.

Those people from Jersey Shore are such douchenukes.

by Foofy! May 9, 2011

Douchenerd

A douchebag who plays FPSers and actually pays attention to all the names of the weapons in the game. They seem to run in packs of other douchenerds and will consistently teabag you after killing you with bitch tactics such as the "Run stab run," "Noob Tuber," or the "I've played this game for over 80 hours and can snipe you within 5 seconds of spawn cause I'm just that good." They love to trash talk and call your mom a whore. They don't say the names of their games aloud, instead they use acronyms to show how "hardcore" they are.

"Hey John are you gonna get the new Call of Duty?"
"Nah, there's too many douchenerds who'll prestige in a few hours from release."

by Richard Headson November 8, 2011

douchence

Essence of douche.

I do believe I sense a bit of douchence in the room.

Your douchence is overwhelming.

by manbearpig42 September 15, 2010

douchenstein

A particulary frustrating and obnoxious person who exhibits douche-like qualities, for whom other insults just don't capture the essence of his assinine-ness.

Hey douchenstein, clean your dishes.

by Chern November 7, 2008

[douchenoozle]

(noun) an idiotic moron whos actions are so ridiculous that their mere exisitience is a drain on society..... (see also: douchenoozling )

"97.6% of all cable news reporters, anchors, and producers are douchenoozles"

"that douchenoozle enjoys watching infotainment such as Abscess Hollywood, ET, and cable news"

by wachinpntdry March 26, 2009