dousche-a-loose

A dousche-bag allowed to run amuck

An unrestrained Dousche

James: Hey John, who is that dude running around slapping all those chicks asses?


John: It looks like we have a dousche-a-loose on our hands.

by USMCSGT August 15, 2008

douschefag

A person who is equal parts dousche and homo. Often used to describe European or French people in particular, but may apply to anyone.

So, I was in line at the Miami airport and this douschefag with a ponytail cut me off.

by Big Beau January 11, 2009

Huge Douscher

a douschebag that is extra douschy

Wow tim was being a huge douscher last night.

by Ethan Philowenstein January 22, 2009

Duke of Douschebagery

The Duke is a guy who is the biggest dousche bag in the world and walks around being a dousche bag to everyone.

Hey here comes the Duke of Douschebagery.

by zb12 April 30, 2006

Doosch

Someone so beyond "understanding" the real meaning you can actually hear the wind woosching through or over their head. Person needs handed their ID10T form.

That dude is driving a pimped out Escalade with a "What Would Buddha Do Sticker." - Buddha wouldn't drive an Escalade - Doosch!

by RealWhirled October 21, 2010

Courtesy Dousche

Some women put men in the aweful position of having to hold their breath during sexual intercourse simply because of their poor femanin hygien (see the term stinkfish . In such cases, it should be the male role of requesting that a Courtesy Dousche is performed by the female.

Damn girl! Your pussy stinks, how about a courtesy dousche???

by CballznHoney June 24, 2008

Douschelord

Someone who is such a MAJOR dousche. Also who thinks he or she is cool

What the hell is Douschelord doing here?

by bootbutt1234567 May 26, 2010