Launch a Dook

To drop a righteous turd bomb.

I'm gonna launch a dook. Your skin will burn ... your soul will weep ... you will lose faith in God.

by libohound May 6, 2009

dookie brown

It is a poo colored Shade of brown

Dookie brown jacket

by CatchRag December 10, 2013

dookenshmirtz

nathanese slang. used by those experiencing an intense and sudden urge to defecate in a public restroom. may be an immediate consequence of a “shart”. otherwise known as “number 2” “refuse”

*gets up while eating at nice restaurant* “alright guys i gotta go take a dookenshmirtz” “yo nathan totally disintegrated this bathroom by taking a fat dookenshmirtz”

“dude did you hear about nathan’s duke and dip at the restaurant last night that dookenshmirtz was stinky”

by perry the platypiss October 2, 2021

Lukie Dookie

To pass out drunk in someone's house and unknowingly, drop a deuce in a common area such as a livingroom, leaving it for others to clean up

Drew got so drunk last night, he passed out on my couch and when I woke up, he left a Lukie Dookie on my coffee table. Such an A-Hole!

by Resqtech260 May 10, 2015

Sand Dookie

When you have a lot of sand in your swimsuit and it comes out and it looks like you're taking a dookie .

Kiera just dropped a sand dookie rinsing off at the beach

by Daisy Bo Luke August 5, 2020

doorker

(n) A person who blocks the doors of a subway train, instead of moving to the center of the car. The doorker makes it difficult for other passengers to exit/enter the train.

If it were not for all the stupid doorkers, we would have been able to get on that last subway train

by poontang October 11, 2006

Dookie Reader

The nickname for a book, magazine, or any other printed material you read while pooping.

Phil: Dude, I need to take a crap but my iPhone is dead.

Mark: Just grab a Dookie Reader

by nastyninja December 25, 2010